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Princess_Chelle
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Registered: Aug 2000
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Post i was at the post office today...

and this young guy pushed me really hard.
well it pissed me off, i dont feel good..so i told him to watch it.
then he looked at me really really mean and said...
whatever!!!!!
and i said, EXCUSE ME???
and he said, suck a dick lady
and i said..eat my ass motherfucker

then he smiled and left.
i wonder what this exchange was all about..it left me very confused.


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Avondale
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haha, when you said "eat my ass", he probably thought "HELL YES!" but when you didn't bend over, he felt ashamed, and he realized you meant it as an insult, so he smiled to cover the fact that he was hurt, and then he walked off to cry.

They call me the "Analyzer"

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Pangloss
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
and i said..eat my ass motherfucker
then he smiled and left.


I think I know why he did that.

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Caffeine
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thats why i dont go to the post office any more.

gooo mailboxes etc

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Princess_Chelle
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yeah right!
i think he just thought it was funny.
i dunno, it was very awkward.
but so entertaining too.
life is funny sometimes

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i hate that kind of conflict. it is so very awkward.

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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale:
i hate that kind of conflict. it is so very awkward.




when i was pregnant one time i was in line at the grocery and this big black psychotic guy grabbed onto my butt so hard he actually left bruises.
i turned around and punched him, he fell down, and ran out of the store.
i felt bad later when i found out he was on psychotropic meds for schizophrenia.
hehe
i was one mean pregnant lady.

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Datura
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that happened to me at a summer concert this year. this guy and his friend pushed in front of my friends so we couldn't see... i flashed him a look as if to say 'thanks a lot buddy.. screw you'. and he made a HUGE scene.. mimicked my face and started screaming obscene things.. he was drunk and eventually left.. while he was leaving he kept screaming.. so i pretended he was a crazy man and had no clue who he was directing it too..
i wasnt amused..
people are stupid.

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Musashi
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oh shit! that was you?!!?

sorry! =)


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Rav
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I never get into those kind of conflicts

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Caffeine
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hehe, meanie.

i'm sure he felt he got the better end of the deal
(all my puns are intended)

quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
when i was pregnant one time i was in line at the grocery and this big black psychotic guy grabbed onto my butt so hard he actually left bruises.
i turned around and punched him, he fell down, and ran out of the store.
i felt bad later when i found out he was on psychotropic meds for schizophrenia.
hehe
i was one mean pregnant lady.






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One time... I was very lonely... so I killed my family... and then... took my daddy's rifle... cuz.. I could cuz they were dead... that's why I killed them... because I knew that if my daddy was alive... he would be sad if I took his gun... so I killed him in his sleep... so he wouldn't be sad... and my sisters sucked and probably wanted to die anyway... and then...

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Were you sending bunkum your love juices?

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Well, fair Chelle. If I'm with you next time, just give me "the wink" and I'll gut the silly sumbitch for you. Teach him a lesson. He deserves no better. Amen.

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