Registered: Sep 2000
Location:
Posts: 1925

caffeines home page

http://velocity.net/%7Egalen/index.html

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 4501

The erotica on one of the webring links has to be the most ungrammatical thing I've seen in ages.
http://www.furnation.com/rasputch/htmls/frame.html

------------------------
Deny closure. Honor ambiguity.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19584

Engrish not native ranguage


-m


------------------------
In Vino Veritas

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

EVIL BASTARD!

how dare you post something that involves such acts!
*cries*


------------------------
Will accept plush toys as bribes.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NY
Posts: 443

Oohh looks like they redesigned the page -- erm I mean, Ugh, disgusting!

------------------------
I'm not bad, I'm just rendered that way.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

DO NOT miss the plushie survey on that site.

quote:

---

3. What odors do you prefer or desire on your plushies?
[ 46 ] - new, or with no specific aroma
[ 9 ] - perfume or cologne
* [ 8 ] - incense
[ 33 ] - body sweat, mild
[ 14 ] - body sweat, strong
[ 38 ] - cum, mild
[ 13 ] - cum, very strong
[ 24 ] - pee, mild
[ 11 ] - pee, strong
[ 29 ] - musky, ball-sack aroma from yourself or other people
* [ 19 ] - musky, real animal scent (ferret, fox, rabbit, deer, etc.)
* [ 10 ] - musky, tail-hole aroma (fart, poop, etc.)
Other: Cinnamon (1), Vanilla extract (1), Bubble Gund (2),
Tobacco (2), Chocolate (1), Leather (1), Licorice (1),
Ocean/saltwater (1)

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

this is funny...
taken directly from the site. ....

What is a Plushophile?

A plushophile is someone who loves plushies. This can be for any reason and ranges anywhere from those who love to collect them to those who like to cuddle, sleep with or who become sexually involved with their plushies. Many, probably most, plushophiles are also furries.


------------------------
"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

* How does one have sex with a plushie?

Mostly we teach ourselves. Myself, I discovered plush sex long before I knew there was another adult in the world who loved stuffed animals as I did. I just cuddled and slept with my special plushie, and being a normal man, my body could not help but show my feelings. At first I resisted, because I regarded my love for my plushies as purely innocent, but I came to realize that consummating that love was innocent, too, and completely natural. It was a feeling I just could not deny, nor feel ashamed of in any way. That first time, I didn't do anything to my plushie directly, I simply embraced it while I brought myself to orgasm. This is one of the most common ways that people make love with their plushies. My favorite method now is to press myself tenderly into my lovers' plush fur. It's a truly exquisite sensation!


------------------------
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

* Should I 'go all the way' with my plushies?

I do! To me, giving my gift of love to my plushies is a sacramental act. However, unless you like your partners to be spoogey (which some of us do), be aware that semen or vaginal fluid can mar their fur if left to dry untreated. If this concerns you, be sure to comb and dry the fur thoroughly right after sex, and untangle all the stuck-together plush. Because even simple cuddling will wear out a plushie over time, though, I always try to buy at least two of a stuffed animal that I know I couldn't live without. That way, I can love one without any inhibition, and still have a new one if/when the time comes to retire the first.


------------------------
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

this site is sooo funny..
i just cant let it go..
TOP!

------------------------
"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

you laugh at what you dont understand.

*runs away*

quote:

---

Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
this site is sooo funny..
i just cant let it go..
TOP!

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

shhh...
whats that sound?

*tap tap tag tap tap*

*grooves*


------------------------
Will accept plush toys as bribes.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

*looks over at Caf, batting her eyelashes and produces a sign, she holds up in front of her*


Please?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

*tosses plush toys at Em*
there ya go!

plushies for some, minature american flags for others!

quote:

---

Originally posted by Emerald:
*looks over at Caf, batting her eyelashes and produces a sign, she holds up in front of her*


Please?

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

*hugs her plushies*

Thanks Caf!!! And just because you are so very awesome, I baked you a plushie lady-bug cake :

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

hehe
you really are stuck on that family.com eh?
hehe

woohoo!
who wants some cake!

*looks both ways*
*stuffs cake into mouth, with red frosting hanging on chin*
*grins*

------------------------
Will accept plush toys as bribes.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

im seriously suspicious of your plushie fetish now caff...the first step is admitting you have a problem

------------------------
"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

i thought the first step was...
*looks both ways*
*tosses a plushie (one without a tag on it, mind you) at chelle and makes a run for it*

quote:

---

Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
im seriously suspicious of your plushie fetish now caff...the first step is admitting you have a problem

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

---

Originally posted by Caffeine:
i thought the first step was...
*looks both ways*
*tosses a plushie (one without a tag on it, mind you) at chelle and makes a run for it*

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

but if i didnt touch the plush, what would i touch?

tagity

quote:

---

Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
well first you must stop touching the plush!
heh
*tag*

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

---

Originally posted by Caffeine:
but if i didnt touch the plush, what would i touch?

tagity

---

hug your pillow love


------------------------
"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

true.
i even brought it here with me (matt's)
sometimes it gets a chair of its own, otherwise on my lap kinda
with my wrists kinda on it
*hugs it*

quote:

---

Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
hug your pillow love

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

---

Originally posted by Caffeine:
true.
i even brought it here with me (matt's)
sometimes it gets a chair of its own, otherwise on my lap kinda
with my wrists kinda on it
*hugs it*

---

hehe


------------------------
"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

har har har!

quote:

---

Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
hehe

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26415

quote:

---

Originally posted by Caffeine:
woohoo!
who wants some cake!

*looks both ways*
*stuffs cake into mouth, with red frosting hanging on chin*
*grins*

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged