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melon
Fishleader

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

Post fly bird fly

fly to far away lands bird

bring me gifts

bring me a horse shoe, and a farmer from the netherlands.

dont fly into my window little bird, leave it all in the mail box.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
and may the posh be with you.

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Gorilla Biscuit
militant potato

Registered: Sep 2000
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why
why did the bird fly
so high
into the sky
WHY BIRD WHY!
I hope you die
the bird made me cry
*sigh*
i wish i could fly
high
into the sky

ok bye

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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THere are pigeons flying by
and white falling from the sky
I am nervous, I wonder why?

-m


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In Vino Veritas

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Gorilla Biscuit
militant potato

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i spy
with my little eye
something in the sky
is it a pie?
or a guy?
or a guy made of pie?
or a pie made of guy?

...

ok bye

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Gorilla Biscuit
militant potato

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OR....

is it all just a lie?

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Hail Brak
Dick in a Glass Case

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
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Error 404: The funny cannot be found. Please try again.

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Blennidae
an epileptic hummingbird

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Gatos, California, USA
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Exclamation

quote:
Originally posted by Hail Brak:




Would that be MC Heifer?

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repeat after me:
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines"

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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18831

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I'll never know what you'll find when you open up your letter box tomorrow
'Cause a little bird never tells me anything I want to know, she's my best friend, she's a sparrow
And I'll never never know what you never never never want to know when you know what you are, O.

If I had a pair of eyes on the back of my head for each time
You forgot to take out all the things you forgot to talk about when you took a bite out of my spine,
I would have a lot of eyes on me by this time wouldn't I? Wouldn't that just be fine.

Too late or soon to make noise about* love and there's no time for sorrow
Run around in the rain with a hole in the brain till tomorrow

I'll never know what you'll find when you open up your letter box tomorrow
'Cause a little bird never tells me anything I want to know, she's my best friend, she's a sparrow
And I'll never never know what you never never never want to know when you know what you are, O.



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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
Posts: 15141

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Birdie Birdie in the sky,
Why'd you do that in my eye?
... Aren't you glad elephants don't fly?


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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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Hail Brak, while I am totally convinced that the thing you just posted is worthy of a point. I am at a complete loss as to what category. Humor? Culture? WTF!?

So I'll let you pick your own.

Offer does not extend to trivia points. Not valid with any other offer. See stores for details.

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Hail Brak
Dick in a Glass Case

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I'll take a WTF point...

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Error 404: The funny cannot be found. Please try again.

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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that thing grooves well to DJ Revolution - Work of a Master

-m


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HELL
euphorbia's bad side

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quote:
Originally posted by Blennidae:
Would that be MC Heifer?



heheheheh!!

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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quote:
Originally posted by Hail Brak:
I'll take a WTF point...




It's yours.

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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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