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urbanjunkie
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food

I'm starving.

Stuck at work.

The snack machines are fucking empty. No crisps. No chocs. All I have is a pack of honey-roasted peanuts.

I need food.

Its 05:10am. Its cold. The nearest place that has food is 30 minutes away on foot. And its only the type you microwave.

I cant go outside anyway. Its freezing.

I wish I could hibernate or something to help ease the pain.

*closes eyes and imagines feast fit for a king*

pickled armadillo, fried termites, Beijing dog meat, fried scorpions, spicy locusts, live scungilli sea snail, blue crabs, kittens........Mmmmmmm kittens, snake's head soup and roasted rat, songbird carcasses and ye olde english beans on toast..............yum!

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Datura
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I just had 4 warm crepes with strawberry, bananas, cinnamon, icing sugar, and vanilla frozen yogurt...

but when I can't have yummy treats like this and I need to fill myself up, I drink water.. you will have to pee a lot, but it will fill up your tummy and it's super good for you.

Next time, pack some little snacks! It sucks to be that starving

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Datura
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p.s are you allowed ordering in at all?? for a lunch/snack break? I mean, how strict is yr work (and i dont know yr work environ etc.)? If you work in a little office, maybe you can At least you will be more productive with something in yr belly.

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Caffeine
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if you are hungry, you are hungry for a reason!

giving yourself the feeling of being full with water cant be good!

water = super good?
teehee

i wish i had some frozen strawberries right now
mmmmm

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urbanjunkie
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quote:
Originally posted by * Datura *:
p.s are you allowed ordering in at all?? for a lunch/snack break?

theres enough takeaways and the like in the surrounding area and the high street but nothings open after 1am till aorund 7am in the morning.

I finish work at 8am. So my tummy will have to wait a little longer.

nightshifts can suck food wise.

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urbanjunkie
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quote:
Originally posted by * Datura *:
how strict is yr work (and i dont know yr work environ etc.)?

its a tech support department. "strict" is not a word we understand the concept of.....

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Datura
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whoops!! sorry! i forgot that you weren't in the same time zone! it's only 1245am here.

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DevilMoon
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Eat paper.

Nutritious and filling.

Yum!

DM

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brimstone
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order a pizza you fool!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Can I email you a sandwich or something?

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urbanjunkie
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only if it has pickled armadillo it it....

quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Can I email you a sandwich or something?

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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
only if it has pickled armadillo it it....

Ok. That can be arranged. I guess. If I really try. Then again. How about just a pickle? .... Or just an armadillo? I mean, sheesh!, you're starving and you're awfully picky all of a sudden. What kind of bread will do?

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urbanjunkie
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french bread, and make sure the armadillo is nice and crunchy....

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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
french bread, and make sure the armadillo is nice and crunchy....

Okay. But I can't find a pickle! This is really putting me in a bind. Or a pickle!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Sorry! This is the best I can do for you right now! ENJOY!! (they say if you're starving you'll eat anything!)

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OKAY! OKAY! I can understand your not wanting to put THAT in your mouth.

How about some carrots:

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urbanjunkie
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what the fuck was that third pic about?

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