Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

25 hours of my life are gone and i want them back!

1,500

*cheers*

Woman Says Reach Out and Touch This

TAIWAN - A Taiwanese woman learned the hard way of how not to reach out to touch someone. Doctors at the Taipei Medical University hospital had to surgically remove a Nokia cell phone from the 20-year-old´s rectum after it became stuck there during a bizarre sex game with her boyfriend. Hospital staffers speculated that the phone was used as a stimulatory device because of its vibrating feature.

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Man Convicted For Giving Wife The Bird

MADRID, Spain - A most unusual court case of attempted murder has captivated this historic city. A man, Jorge Fuentes has been charged AND CONVICTED of attempted murder of his wife. It seems he trained their talking bird to drive his wife to suicide. The bird would constantly repeat, End it all and Life is not worth living. The bird was brought in to court and performed for the judge. After hearing the bird, the judge and jury convicted Jorge.

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Sweet Tooth May Give Burglar His Just Desserts

STOCTON-ON-TEES, England - A burglar with a sweet tooth may receive his just desserts after he took a bite out of a chocolate penis in his victim´s home. The woman homeowner reportedly bought the naughty novelty at an Ann Summers sex shop. Forensics experts in Stockton-on-Tees are in the process of examining the teeth imprints and saliva traces left on the cream-filled creation.

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- brimstone

"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

way to go.

Im never going to reach a thousand.

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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

congrats brimmy
*kiss*

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"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different."-Mae West

"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- also Mae West

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

congrats brimmy

those posts are crazy!!!

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"I'm in love with my women friends, but I just don't eat pussy."
- Tori Amos

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
Posts: 3598

Whoa buddie.

brimstone the friendly asylum gh0st, la ya de da

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I loved you Slim, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE without me

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 6971

Yeah, and I'm up to... what, 20? 30? Keep posting. I may make that 500 someday, nevermind the other 1000.

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"You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it."
-Frank Zappa

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

YAY BRIMMER!!! Keep forever posting!!! Don't flag and don't waiver!

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