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Princess_Chelle
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Question Taco Bell...

Do yall eat this shit?
it is believed by the men in my family, my father, brother, and my husband, that exactly thirty minutes after ingesting taco bell, you will be thwarted with explosive diahreah. my husband says he can set the clocks by it.
does this happen to yall?
i dont do fast food really..so i dont know.

give me your thoughts

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Danielle
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depends on where you go, some taco bells aren't clean I've never gotten the shits from fast food..I don't eat fast food that much either.

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Roshigoth
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Hehehe.. I know the feeling. Usually hits during class, but I've gotten used to holding it for a few extra hours.

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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Hehehe.. I know the feeling. Usually hits during class, but I've gotten used to holding it for a few extra hours.




buns of steel?

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Rav
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Taco whatnow?

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Roshigoth
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I'm well trained. Taco Bell = Yummy and cheap. I just wish they'd get the yellow-corn taco shells again. Those white corn shells don't taste nearly as good.



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Caffeine
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fast food is the work of the devil.
keep eating that taco bell and your buns of steel will turn into buns of much flab.

say *NO* to fast food!

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Datura
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I'll have it on occasion, usually if I'm visiting someone or if we're driving around trying to find a quick place to eat.
I know many ppl who have shitted from taco bell.. perhaps I have a strong tummy, but I've never had shit problem at all.. not even a tummy ache. Taco Bell is yummmmmmm

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Princess_Chelle
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when your slidin down the slide and you really start to glide...
EN-CHI-RI-TO!!!!!


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im still trying to figure out how you can set the clocks by that!
you still wouldnt know what time it was, just it was 30 minutes later!
hehe


quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
Do yall eat this shit?
it is believed by the men in my family, my father, brother, and my husband, that exactly thirty minutes after ingesting taco bell, you will be thwarted with explosive diahreah. my husband says he can set the clocks by it.
does this happen to yall?
i dont do fast food really..so i dont know.

give me your thoughts






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urbanjunkie
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never eaten the stuff, though theres this place called 'Flames' round the corner from work which sells the worst kebabs.

the last one I ate, had me sitting on the loo for a week......

bastardos

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Rav
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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
never eaten the stuff, though theres this place called 'Flames' round the corner from work which sells the worst kebabs.

the last one I ate, had me sitting on the loo for a week......

bastardos




Do we have Taco Bells over here? I've never seen one!
I love Mexican food though, the hotter the better



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quote:
Originally posted by Rav:
Do we have Taco Bells over here? I've never seen one!
I love Mexican food though, the hotter the better





no, i dont think we do.

i've never eaten mexican before.......food that is.



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Rabble Rouser
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I like Taco Bell...I just try not to think about what's in it.



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Datura
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one word:
O-Cat.

quote:
Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
I like Taco Bell...I just try not to think about what's in it.






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*covers her ears*

Stop!!!

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brimstone
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A trip to , a few 's later, i always end up at one place



Taco Bell: 30 minutes or less!

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O-cat, O-cat.. MRWORRRRRRRRRR

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*covers her ears*

Stop!!!






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Anti-Stile
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I've told a few people in chat before that I do my finances on MS Money and it breaks down everything. Over the last 6 years or so I have spent over $18,000usd at Taco Bell. That is no joke. I probably eat there atleast 5 times a week and when I ate there a lot I would eat there 3 times a day. It does nothing to me in terms of messing up my stomach because I have an iron consistency.

If you eat their Beef products that might be why. I only eat chicken and fish in real life and chicken only at Taco Bell. If you get the soft chicken taco's the chicken is grilled and is whole white chicken not parts. Add to that a flour tortilla and that's about as healthy as fast food gets.

All meats suck to eat so I am slowly weaning myself off of them.

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Nutrimentia
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The first place I stop when I go back the the states is Taco Bell. The only restaurants I really miss are Taco Bell and Papa Murphy's.

I'd say when I lived in the U.S. 9 out of 10 fast food stops were Taco Bell. maybe more even.

That stuff rocks.

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Frozen_Angel
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Attack of the Almighty
TACO HELL
Stock up on the GLADE!!!!


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Fast Food is neither.

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Fiend
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well, im with anti when i can say that i don't get beef products from Toxic Hell

(btw, real mexican food isn't really hot)

and even when i do eat that fast food, i don't get the shits

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Princess_Heather
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We used to go there every once-in-a-while for lunch in highschool... never had a problem, but I do prefer authentic mexican cooked by a real mexican grandmother over all fast food.

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Tefl
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I've said this before and will say it again...

TACO BELL USES CLASS D MEAT!!!!!

Class