Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10152

Supply the Punchline XXV - School's out

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7538

this kids have got balls

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

Snowday!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3539

and they named it Monica Lewinsky.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

"Don't stick yours in yet, I still have to pull down my pants"

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Hard to believe I beat out 1,000,000 other sperm isn't it?

I've got more flame than an empty lighter.

Sp00ky ownz me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3041

snowman kills 2 and wounds at least 13 at school near San Diego.

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Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

Running for cover.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

"Once we get enough dog piss, this thing is going to be great!"

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You have the potential to be a loser. GO FOR IT!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: MI
Posts: 589

"Hahahaha...our English teacher is FUCKED when this hits him!"

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3041

Moove Nigga, we gotta get this crack rock to that kid at school, otherwise hes gonna cap mia ass.....

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Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18816

Most kids collect baseball cards, but Ted and Joe collected parmasean cheese.

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1843

Johnny, if we can get Suzy to come closer we'll get to see her nipples.

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Live In Freedom

In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Boy#1: "Ok, we're at the enbankment. Can you see the highway?"

Boy#2: "Yup, it's right below us. Hehe, here comes a car!!"



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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10152

"Mark, can you believe we actually got Suzy inside one of these things?"



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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MA
Posts: 2728

E_A gets my vote. If I had a vote that counted. That made me giggle lots.

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I only want your happiness, knowing I can never be yours to share it.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9826

boy#1 "i'll cut up the coke fair and square"

boy#2 "yay! i'm gonna snort mine off a hookers ass"

boy#3 "first one whos nose bleeds is a pussy!"

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never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 2947

Damn that Cal. What was he thinking paying two boys to haul that junk to Bunkum's?

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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Robert Heinlein

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 6985

"Damn, I didn't know birds could shit 'em THIS big!"

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"You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it."
-Frank Zappa

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