Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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Redheads not allowed!!

Okay, they are stupid, but some are very telling about our many resident RedHeads...

How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.

How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds.

If you love a Redhead, set her free ... If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "STAY OFF MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal.

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

CAL


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/me sucks thread into her peehole.

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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Mmm... redheads.

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Groovin' in self-pity!
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
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I've never been with a redhead - they can't be attracted to me!

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I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.

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I know a redhead. I'm really afraid of her. She hits me sometimes.

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quote:

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Originally posted by splAt:
I know a redhead. I'm really afraid of her. She hits me sometimes.

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Lucky man

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He's already in me.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

hey, now.
errrrr.....

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"I'm in love with my women friends, but I just don't eat pussy."
- Tori Amos

[This message has been edited by * Datura * (edited 03-06-2001).]

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quote:

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Originally posted by splAt:
I know a redhead. I'm really afraid of her. She hits me sometimes.

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quote:

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Originally posted by * Datura *:
hey, now.
errrrr.....

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Awwww cutie


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I remember that picture. She told me that she would beat the shit out of me if I didn't stop looking scared.
Look how stern she looks.

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Originally posted by HELL:
I dont hit you!! Look at how happy he is. I takes good care of my splat..
I cant post just the picture but its the first one.
http://www.geocities.com/hellhathfury/pics.html

now doesnt he look happy?

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pfft

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hehe

*licks Hell*

*licks splAt as well, so as not to cause offence*

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I didn't mean any of the stuff I said.
I take it all back.
She treats me very well.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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She looks evil, poor Splat. She is digging her nails into you isn't she?

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Woof.

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She's very nice. She's very patient with me and treats me wonderfully. Please, everybody believe me.
Please.

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Well I’m back from cooking splat's dinner cause I’m such a mean asshole, and for someone who treats him so poorly he sure tries to touch my boobs a lot.

[This message has been edited by HELL (edited 03-06-2001).]

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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-snorts-

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You have the potential to be a loser. GO FOR IT!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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I love redheads.

They can be a handful sometimes, though. I believe they are the "warrior-caste" of females. . .



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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... redheads...
with bedhead...

sigh
-m


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

I love being a redhead.

*booty dances*

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I can't be near you, the light just radiates..

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Goddamn motherfuck, we aren't all vicious sonafabitchin' cunts! What about men, huh? Don't you think they deserve everything they get from us? It isn't so hard to keep us happy! Goddamn motherfucking...*screeches incoherently...*throws a punch at the wall...*breaks knuckle...*curses out and slugs ER doctor for causing unnecessary pain while in hospital...*runs over mailbox on the way home for fun...*finishes her day off with a six-pack of beer...*goes down to local honkytonk joint to pick a few fights...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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Originally posted by bunkum:
Goddamn motherfuck, we aren't all vicious sonafabitchin' cunts!

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*blushes*

Um, excuse me?

CAL

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
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bunkum, if you ever feel the need to get married, please think of me.

-m


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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

I'm no redhead, but I am described as an auburn. Heh. I'm balanced. *smug look*

*slips daggar from thigh-boot and begins to sharpen it with an evil grin*

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