Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

I'm going to masturbate in your shampoo

So is it true? Back in the day, did women use semen as a facial to keep their complexion or something like that?

I heard it somewhere. Thought it was..um...interesting?


Blah...

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

ew!!!!!!!!!
Thank goodness i'm a Generation Xer.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

My girlfriend uses mine. Her skin is so soft and smooth and nice. She swears by it!

Now, GoShampooYourselves!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

i hate getting cum in my hair!!!!!!!
anywhere else on the body is fine, leave it out of my hair tho!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
anywhere else on the body is fine

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I disagree...
no way is that gunk going near my ass



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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

hey you wanna see another trick that can be done with a shampoo bottle?

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"DIE IN MY BOOBY!"

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

One Word: PROTEIN

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Location: All East Coast : USA
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quote:

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Originally posted by Emerald:
One Word: PROTEIN

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

quote:

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Originally posted by brimstone:
One Question: Would you like to order my high protein energy shake?

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Perhaps another day. My tummy don't feel so good.

Hey, can I get strawberries and bananas in that shake too?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

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Originally posted by * Datura *:

quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
anywhere else on the body is fine

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I disagree...
no way is that gunk going near my ass

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i find it funny that you called it gunk, and you dont like the ass thing.
crazy girl.


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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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Buttsex = funsex

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Location: Sedona, Arizona
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quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
Buttsex = funsex

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Surely it must have hurt the first time you got it.

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Location: atlanta
Posts: 6582

quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
Buttsex = funsex

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7117

hopefully the gunk is smart enough to know its way around.

if not... god save us all!
*ducks*

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Originally posted by * Datura *:
[I disagree...
no way is that gunk going near my ass

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
hopefully the gunk is smart enough to know its way around.

if not... god save us all!
*ducks*

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hahahaha



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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
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quote:

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Originally posted by Avondale:

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 1122

eek! double-post.

[This message has been edited by Hedonism (edited 03-06-2001).]

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Registered: Dec 2000
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I'd think it would be pretty good for the hair...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

DMoon beauty tip #538:

GWAR stage blood leaves your hair soft and shiny.

Really.

DM

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