Registered: Aug 2000
Location: denv3r
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I have a cool answering machine message

call me and listen to it. leave a message too, cause that would be pretty funny. wp, try to keep it before 3am, thanks.

(407) 896-8389

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If anyone thinks they can make a good answering machine message for my piece of shit phone, give me a call at... this number will be removed later tonight so be quick about it heh.

and ask for Jim, not Johnny Blaze... If I don't answer noone will know who the fuck you're talking about


"to all you mothafuckas that just can't tell, I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killa whale"
-Andre Nickatina

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I compose grand messages from wav files that will confuse, insult and dismay your callers

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quote:

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
I compose grand messages from wav files that will confuse, insult and dismay your callers

-m

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Originally posted by memdink:
call me and listen to it. leave a message too, cause that would be pretty funny. wp, try to keep it before 3am, thanks.

(407) 896-8389

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no one called, so i changed it to an intelligible one. you people are all so affraid. so affraid.

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some dark lord mofo left a message that said, "what makes you think a message from me would be funny?" it was kind of scary.

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quote:

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Originally posted by memdink:
some dark lord mofo left a message that said, "what makes you think a message from me would be funny?" it was kind of scary.

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Originally posted by ~Johnny Blaze~:
send a couple my way mord, if theyre good i'll use em... paythed@hotmail.com

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because you seem to have some problem with me Joey... I don't understand what it is, but whatever floats your boat I guess. Next time I post to someone besides you, I'll ask you to see if you're ok with it.

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well then. it's only 2 am your time now, but i'll refrain from hitting the horn.

that whole puffy-graffiti thing brought up odd pseudo-memories of conversations unremembered.

the only evidence is circumstantial. footprints inthe carpet.

hopefully the new outfit is lax in their drug policy. they may understand and accept the benefits of performance-enhancind substances.

i've sworn off calling asylum phone #'s for good. for GOOD.

the internet is the internet... let the imaginary friends stay imaginary.

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