Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

Today: Sex - and Tiger Woods.

A friend on my livejournal site wrote this and I found it to be pretty amusing:

"I'll bet golfer Tiger Woods is so into his job, that he has "Titleist" tattoo'd on his balls...and 7 Wood on the shaft of his dick. He uses golf terms in bed...and refers to pussy as the "hole." He assigns each girl a par for orgasms; tries to do 18 "holes" per week; and maintains a scorecard. If a girl delays sex to take a shower, he calls it a rain delay. He tells women who don't shave their pubic hairs that they need to see a greenskeeper. He has a caddy go on dates with him...who follows him into the bedroom and makes recommendations about how to "play" a girl's "hole." Like, "She's lying at a tough angle...I think you should go with the Trojan french tickler on your 7 Wood...and nail her doggie style."



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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19584

Tiger is gay? I dont suppose he's single.

-m


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"Ready or not, I'm the illegitimate son of god"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

I'm tiger woods

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19584

If I have sex with you, will you buy fancy things for me and give me a nice place to live?

-m

edit: closing a gfy hole.
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"Ready or not, I'm the illegitimate son of god"

[This message has been edited by Mordecai (edited 03-15-2001).]

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10229

umm, tiger woods is a homo

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19115

Dingle would know that too.

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