Registered: Nov 2000
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Old joke, but it still makes me giggle.

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man sat down next to him.
The young man had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,blue and yellow.The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 19634

I have never heard that one before... I love it. Stored for future use.

-m


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

Hahahaha, cute

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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Albany, NY
Posts: 182

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5714

I was going through my desk and found this:

The Plan
In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves saying,
'Tis a crock of shit and it stinketh!'

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said,
'It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof!'

And the Supervisors went unto their Senior Staff, saying,
'It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide it's strength!'

And the Senior Staff spoke amongst themselves saying to one another,
'It contains that which aids plenty growth, and it is very strong!'

And the Senior Staff then went unto the Vice President, saying unto him,
'It promotes growth and is very powerful!'

And the Vice Preseident went unto the President, saying unto him,
'This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of our company with powerful effects!'

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became known as Policy.

This is how Shit Happens.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

quote:

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Originally posted by BnB:
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man sat down next to him.
The young man had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,blue and yellow.The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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--» HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10299

*giggles like a schoolgirl*

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19193

HAHAHAHAHAHA BnB, THat was funny as shit.

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