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Things that make you say "OWIE!"

As I sit here soldering magnums (7 needles on one bar) for tattooing, I discovered...

Hydrochloric acid will eat skin and make you say "owie" really loud.

What makes you say "owie"?

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Nothing. Though I have on more than one occasion said something like

goddamnityoumotherfuckingpieceofshit,I'mgoingtomak
eyousorryyouwereevercreated!

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urinating

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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:
As I sit here soldering magnums (7 needles on one bar) for tattooing, I discovered...

Hydrochloric acid will eat skin and make you say "owie" really loud.

What makes you say "owie"?

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Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Please tell me it is lead free solder!

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DUH!!! Give me some credit. I have been in this biz for a long time. Stay brite flux with stainless steel solder.

Yeesh.



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*remembers Anth3m's other self inflicted injuries*

*falls out of chair laughing, again*

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Shaddap you. I dropped the soldering iron in my lap, and while trying to grab for that, spilled the acid flux all ofer my desk and thighs.

It's not funny. :P

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shit that hurts me very much badly:

papercuts

getting a tube inserted into my uretha to check if I had a urinary tract infection

getting my thumb or fingers burned trying to grab a pipe or joint

having eyes bigger than my lungs when hitting the bong

getting the car door slammed with your hand in it

girls that don't put their lips over their teeth

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you know what really sucks is when you go to pull youre cig out of your mouth but it sticks to youre lips, so youre fingers slide down the cig and pick off the cherry... god i hate that

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Originally posted by Dingle:
you know what really sucks is when you go to pull youre cig out of your mouth but it sticks to youre lips, so youre fingers slide down the cig and pick off the cherry... god i hate that

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THank you Dingle, for letting me know that I'm not the only one stupid enough to pull that trick.
Personally I hate when my hemorhoids flare up.

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Originally posted by ~Johnny Blaze~:
shit that hurts me very much badly:

getting my thumb or fingers burned trying to grab a pipe or joint

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Just out of curiousity, have you ever considered that this might be your body's subtle way of punishing you for putting shit in it that doesn't belong there?

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Just out of curiousity, have you ever considered that this might be your body's subtle way of punishing you for putting shit in it that doesn't belong there?

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Oh. Thanks. I'll STFU now.

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I'll STFU now.

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Shut the f**k up.

I'm guessing.

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Ahhh...
well..I didn't want him to shut up. I wanted him to laugh.
ohh well

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I appreciate the thought, BnB...really I do. But I don't find substance abuse to be a laughing matter.

However, I asked for that comment, hence my willingness to not pursue it any further.

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I apologize.
I forgot your views, and I never really considered pot a substance to abuse any more than nicotine.
But we have discussed this at length in other threads so I'll drop it too.



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i say owie when people seem to purposely be saying things to make me feel bad!!!!!!

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-When someone is careless with my heart

-when people are cruel to animals

-when people are cruel to each other

-a bad migraine

-falling down the stairs

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Have issues with the stairs do we?

-m


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Originally posted by Inky:
-When someone is careless with my heart

-when people are cruel to animals

-when people are cruel to each other

-a bad migraine

-falling down the stairs

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My thoughts exactly.

Gee, if I wern't so morally stable (*stifles laughter*) I'd find it easy to flirt with you and hit on you.

But I'm a nice boy.





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Originally posted by Mordecai:
Have issues with the stairs do we?

-m

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