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Comic Relief Day

Well its that time of the year again in the UK. Red Nose Day. The day when the comedians of the UK raise money for those nations of the world that don;t have it so good as us. If you have any money to spare.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/rednoseday



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How about a.... live cow?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I forgot you brits don't get American humor.

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
How about a.... live cow?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I forgot you brits don't get American humor.

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British pretend to be humorless.
I told a funny joke to an American, and HE PULLED A GUN!

Why are Americans not funny. Becuase THAT'S THE JOB OF ELECTED OFFICALS! HA!


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Originally posted by DevilMoon:
They are humorless.

They have something else that they call humour. Must have something to do with the metric system.

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Benny hill was pathetic. All he was, was a poor fool running around flirting with women and wishing he could get laid. He... Oh sorry, sounds like you.
OK, Skape thinks Benny Hill is funny.

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Benny hill was pathetic.

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I think Monty Python would be in the royal family of British humoUr.
Why do you silly fops insist upon adding a 'U' to humor? It serves as much purpose as your queen.

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i thought the rednose thing was about beer....

which reminds me, why didn't i buy beer tonight?
isn't that the sole reason for my job?

(still clickin on that world hunger site that hedonism put up)
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or

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here

here

yet again

not done yet!

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Ummm, so you want me to give Britain money so it can give that money to other nations?

That seems a tad lugubrious.

Cutting Rwanda a check as we speak.

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Why do you silly fops insist upon adding a 'U' to humor?

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Why do you silly fops insist upon adding a 'U' to humor?

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Because my good man, that is how it is spelt correctly. It a bit like colour you see. That other word that the rest of the english speaking world spell correctly and you don't. Now Wonder ,the question ought to be why to you take letters out? Simple answer, your forefathers were illiterate and forgot to take a dictionary. My fourfathers were all Irish. You fucking Brits ran them out of the UK so quick, they barely had time to snag up a hat. Rather rude if you ask me.

Paint: I find your comment about Rwanda rather tasteless, so I won;t even grace you with a flame. Oh yes, and you spelt cheque wrong.
Cheque? See you are just sticking 'u's in very would you can.

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hahah Wonderaz. Took that one a little close to heart huh. The theatre of life has skewered the centre of your heart and dealt you a nasty humourless blow. Your ever excruitating witlessness has driven me to change my list of favourite asylumites. I think maybe we should organise a spelling competition for all you americans.

And I still say the reason you guys spell things the way you do is because those that landed on Plymouth Rock and thereafter were not the best educated people in the world. Its just a historical analysis I admit, but a true one I feel.

I refer the honourable gentleman to my disclaimer before he replys with his ever vitriolic and sardonic tendanacy.

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hahah Wonderaz. Took that one a little close to heart huh.
Ummmm no

The theatre of life has skewered the centre of your heart and dealt you a nasty humourless blow.
Ummmm no, I don't think it did. The "fourfathers" part wasn't even a little funny?

Your ever excruitating witlessness has driven me to change my list of favourite asylumites.
Did I move up on it?

I think maybe we should organise a spelling competition for all you americans.
I would rather do the green cards in trivial pursuit.


And I still say the reason you guys spell things the way you do is because those that landed on Plymouth Rock and thereafter were not the best educated people in the world. Its just a historical analysis I admit, but a true one I feel.
Erm, my family wasn't invited to that little gettogether. They weren't cool enough.

I refer the honourable gentleman to my disclaimer before he replys with his ever vitriolic and sardonic tendanacy.

Too early for that, I need more coffee.

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Paint: I find your comment about Rwanda rather tasteless, so I won;t even grace you with a flame.

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