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Roshigoth
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Did I err?
Okay, I just got back from spring break. I went home. While I was there, quite a few amusing things occurred concerning my ex girlfriend.
Anyway, first off, I was talking to Chris, the friend I had accompany me to play pool with my ex and my best friend (who was going out with her at the time... see my long winded post about that I posted in January for details). Anyway, Chris told me that my ex was now dating one of her friends (whom I'd met a few times... not to mention he'd played pool with us that last night). Chris thought it was hillarious, and having met the guy, I thought so too. He's a bit of a geek, pretty hopeless (or so I'd figured) romantically.
Later, my friend Palmer, told me he'd seen her around campus (they go to the same college) and she'd tried hitting on him. Knowing what she was like, he declined, but we both found it funny as hell. Oh yeah, he's about as big a computer geek as you find.
She really gets around. And she apparently prefers the geeky sorts. 
Then of course, while I was bored as hell the whole week, dad repeatedly said to me "Why don't you call Jessica and ask her out?"
He apparently didn't get the concept that she dumped me. And of course, considering what she's like now, I don't think I'd really want her anymore.
So what do you think? Should I have called her? Just for the hell of it?
Oh well, this just popped into my head and I figured I'd share.
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Danielle
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don't call her, that wouldn't be good.
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Chantrea
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Not unless you want to feel cheap. You can do better. Go for class, not trash, my friend!
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GoFuckYourselves!
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No, you definitely should not have called Jessica! She's a vixen! Why would you wanted to have humiliated yourself? Your father is brain dead!
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Roshigoth
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That's what I figured.
Of course, the class doesn't seem to want me. (Then again, neither does the trash. Oh well.)
That was my obligatory bitching about loneliness. Ignore it. I'm actually in a good mood. 
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GoFuckYourselves!
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Shermie should take a lesson from this, too!!!
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Chantrea
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By the way, I do think the word "err" is a hidden treasure, and should be used much more often.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote: Originally posted by Chantrea:
By the way, I do think the word "err" is a hidden treasure, and should be used much more often.

Is it pronounced "air" or "uhr"?
To err is human, to forgive is divine.
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Roshigoth
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quote: Originally posted by Chantrea:
By the way, I do think the word "err" is a hidden treasure, and should be used much more often.
Amen. 
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wonderaz
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quote: Originally posted by Chantrea:
Not unless you want to feel cheap. You can do better. Go for class, not trash, my friend!
I'm not really sure guys can feel cheap. If we do, it's only because a woman told us that's what we should feel.
If we do actually feel cheap, we like it. Maybe not at the moment, but we will look back on the moment with fondness in the future.
And we will brag about it to our friends, grossly exaggerating our sexual prowess.
Girls don't get it and I don't know what to say about GFY.
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote: Originally posted by wonderaz:
.... and I don't know what to say about GFY.
The mold was broken when GFY! was born. Believe me when I tell you this. So there IS nothing TO say.
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Roshigoth
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quote: Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
The mold was broken when GFY! was born. Believe me when I tell you this. So there IS nothing TO say.
Cheese?
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wonderaz
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quote: Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Cheese?
Yeah, let's leave it at cheese.
GFY, cheddar off.
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote: Originally posted by wonderaz:
quote: Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Cheese?
Yeah, let's leave it at cheese.
GFY, cheddar off.
Stop being a muenster!
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CAL
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You should have called her.
You should have done her.
You should have left her there with a used condom lying on the pillow next to her head...
There's always Thanksgiving... 
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wonderaz
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quote: Originally posted by CAL:
You should have called her.
You should have done her.
You should have left her there with a used condom lying on the pillow next to her head...
With a small tear in it, oozing a bit of the manpudding.
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J E B Stuart
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Face it, oh cheesmeister--your "ex" is hell-bent on givin' all your buddies a test-drive. Amen.
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote: Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
Face it, oh cheesmeister--your "ex" is hell-bent on givin' all your buddies a test-drive. Amen.
That was something I did want to ask him about. Can your best friend remain your best friend if he's dating your ex?? DISCUSS!!
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Roshigoth
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Well, he was pretty straightforward and honest about the whole thing. Can't really blame him for trying (well, I can, but other than that he's always been a really good friend).. and he did get dumped shortly after I left... (by email no less!)
I'm usually a pretty easygoing person, but it did strain the friendship a bit. Now that the business is over, I'm not holding anything against him.
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote: Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Well, he was pretty straightforward and honest about the whole thing. Can't really blame him for trying (well, I can, but other than that he's always been a really good friend).. and he did get dumped shortly after I left... (by email no less!)
I'm usually a pretty easygoing person, but it did strain the friendship a bit. Now that the business is over, I'm not holding anything against him.
Okay. This makes sense now. I figured that, at the least, there would have had to have been a strain. So she dumped him by e-mail. Wouldn't even go for a stamp!
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You should have called her. Pussy is pussy.
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