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How much of an Asylum Whore ARE you?

New feature on the mainpage, you may remember it's incarnation.

Asylum Purity Test:
http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum_html/purity.html

I got a 62 being honest, which is Acute Schitzo. That seems weird to me. But I defy anybody to beat it.

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Location: MA
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Your Score:
53

Neurotic

Fair to middling. You're not real into that whole "internet" thing, are you? Still, you lurk around, post occassional, maybe pop into chat sometimes. That's something I suppose. Still, to really get the experience down, you may want to consider, like, posting and stuff. Maybe even wander around the place. What's the problem, you just passing through or aren't yet comfortable around here? Awwww. *pinches cheeks*. We're not so bad once you get to know us. We wuuuuuub you! Coochie coochie coo!!! Sorry, some weird parental instinct just kicked in there. In any case, keep lurking, keep posting, and you'll soon come to realize we are the coolest people on the planet and many of us are the next step in human evolution. Sorry, some weird braggart instinct just kicked in there.



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I only want your happiness, knowing I can never be yours to share it.

[This message has been edited by Chantrea (edited 03-18-2001).]

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That's so wrong. I'm much more than neurotic.

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I only want your happiness, knowing I can never be yours to share it.

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Hey, we never said it was accurate!

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Okay, good. Because I'm fairly certain I'm psychotic, and not just neurotic.

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Well, if I am on the third level down, something is wrong.

There is NOBODY who devotes as much of his life to this place then me.

Even wonderaz hasn't formed a commune and is sleeping with an Asylumite.

We may re-skew it to try and make it more accurate.

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Proof that real life exists and I am apart of it.

Your Score:
26

Stile

Yikes. The lowest of the low. I'm surprised you even found us. You come in like once a month, scan the Lost Forum for a minute, and then leave? What the fuck's up with that? You are scum. Is this your first time here? Did you know we have a forum? See those big buttons and links over there? Those go places. You make me very sad. Mostly because you'll never get that last reference. Get the fuck out of my office


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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
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55......Psychotic

Oh my. I'm here, but not quite a Whore. I'm so ashamed.


[This message has been edited by Emerald (edited 03-18-2001).]

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Okay. Maybe make it 1-65. 65 being the worse. That'd make more sense.

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You speak lies, Mister Bear! LIES!!!

Ummm... 47. No way in hell this is right. I'm thinking perhaps I gave the wrong answer to a few by accident.

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100!

You ARE the Forum!! All your post are belong to us.

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quote:

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
100!

You ARE the Forum!! All your post are belong to us.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
*snip* You make me very sad. Mostly because you'll never get that last reference. Get the fuck out of my office

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Location: NH
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What a bullshit test, I only got a 43 Mild Depression.

I am far more depressed than that.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
What a bullshit test, I only got a 43 Mild Depression.

I am far more depressed than that.

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Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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37

"You are probably related to me and only come here once a week to see if I posted anything nasty about you. Either that or you're the FBI. Either way, you suck. What is the point of spending time at a site like this and doing nothing? Come on, man! Look around or something! There's a lot of cool stuff and people around here if you care to discover them. Get a title. Have fun. Do SOMETHING. *kicks you in the shin*"

bah!

CAL


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quote:

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
Phone Emerald!!!

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HEY, GFY! Why don't you just eat a fish!

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Your Score:
66

Acute Schitzophrenia

me or him?

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"We want it, we'll take it, nothing can stop us now" - ted the clown

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57. HA!

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If Asylum surfing were intoxicating, you would have a pretty big buzz. You're a moderatly
addicted Asylum Whore. You lurk and post in the Lost Forum a fair amount, check out the other forums and features occassionaly, all that. Perhaps you're still feeling out some of the aspects of the site. We KNOW you are already perfectly comfortable with the forum. In any case, you're one step away from being an Offical Asylum Whore! So get posting GnopGnp!!! Err, I mean you.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Emerald:
HEY, GFY! Why don't you just eat a fish!

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OK - we got the message, and the test has been reskewed a bit ... thanks everyone for the input!!

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Okay, after retaking it (rationalizing a few different answers...) I got this:

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Your Score:
55
Acute Schitzophrenia

Damn, you sure do get around. Whether it's posting in Suggestions, starting dozens of threads in The Lost Forum, reading that wonderful column by Paint CHiPs [/shameless], taking a poll, looking at cams, or whatever the hell it is you do, you sure do it well and often. You're a great member. BUT WHY WON'T YOU CLICK ON BANNERS?!!!? Steadfast, loyal, bored. That's you. You're like Spooky or DevilMoon, though probably not as cool. You probably know where I live by now. That should worry me but doesn't, as I probably know what anti-depressents you take and your ex-wifes name. In any case....
*gives you Official Asylum Whore badge*
Wear it with pride.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
Posts: 3383

49-Psychotic! Woo-hoo! I knew it!

Mind you, this is after the tweaking of the test. I still got a 49, but now I'm psychotic...much more fitting I would say.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
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ack! i missed my score (parents stupid ass comp) but it said that I am neurotic.. i have to disagreeeeeeeee

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