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Princess_Chelle
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Unhappy PMS...its truely an amazing thing!!!!

i am REALLY a very sweet person.
im affectionate, etc.
i dont know what happens to me, but i swear i feel like i could clobber a whole army with my bare hands. today this woman gave my kid a dirty look for being too bouncy i guess, and i actually said, rather loud to my husband,
"what the fuck was her problem???, i bet she is just *yelling this part* JEALOUS THAT WILLIAM IS YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, AND THIN, AND SHE IS OLD, HIDEOUS TO LOOK UPON, AND FATTER THAN FUCK!"
iim so ashamed.


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aminal
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dont be ashamed, shit like that happens,
you'll prolly never see her again and she prolly deserved it.


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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
dont be ashamed, shit like that happens,
you'll prolly never see her again and she prolly deserved it.


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well, she was fat and ugly.
but i need to learn to control my mouth




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who is william ?

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what is PMS ?
paranoid mother syndrome ?

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Princess_Chelle
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william is my six year old son
and pms is pre menstral syndrome

i get cranky a few days before i get my period.
it sucks ass.
worse than blue balls!

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Pianomahnn
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It's a shame you used those words in front of your son.

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Princess_Chelle
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Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
It's a shame you used those words in front of your son.



he had run off with his grandmother by the tiime i started swearing.



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MrSherman
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It's a funny thing. No matter how much you try to prevent your kids from cussing, they'll end up doing it some day anyhow.


I remember calling my step-father a "nigger" when I was 10. I didn't know what the hell it meant. But I did after he wringed my neck with a towel. Scared the fuck out of me.

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I remember calling my step-father a "nigger" when I was 10. I didn't know what the hell it meant. But I did after he wringed my neck with a towel. Scared the fuck out of me.




That's pretty funny.

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Bibrau
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I can get terrible pms.. like the last time brim was here when I had it, I sat around crying most of the time for no reason, and I had a cold on top of it so it didnt help at all.

Being a girl sucks sometimes.

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Mordecai
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She said girl. Then she said suck.

-m


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