Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1412

tiny ninjas everywhere!

i think small children might make good ninjas because they have such tiny fists and they can easily poke your eyes out or something.

and they can carry tiny swords and sing songs in japanese about how they got their tiny swords and how they go about sticking people in the tummy with their tiny swords.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

put 'em on stilts and you've got a deal.

expect them to turn up on happy meal boxes soon.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
Posts: 1018

The problem with that is that tiny swords cause tiny wounds. I'll bet my size 13 combat boots could squash the juice out of your little ninjas in a heartbeat.

You'd better send an army of them!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1412

the thing about tiny ninjas is that they come in large numbers, (from hell which spawned them) and they can confuse you with their alien words and ways while they remove your gall bladder.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by melon:
, (from hell which spawned them) .

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Use midgets, they have comedic value as well as diminuitive stature.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7546

use little black midgets, then they can correct your grammar as they poke your eyes out.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: New York City
Posts: 333

lol, aminal.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

haha hell and aminal!

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