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karen
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some man got himself kneaded to death in an oversized bread kneading machine.
i cant find anything on it online, but I heard it on the local news last night.
amazing.

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hehehehe

Meat Loaf

hehehehehehehehe

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karen
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thats nasty, BnB.

so can anyone find a link for more info?

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that had to be painful....the machine's used to knead dough at the pizza and pie shops could most likely cause damage if they got ahold of a limb...



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Speaking of bizzare deaths, I heard on the news last night that some guy in town here died from mercury poisoning. Apparantly he dropped some mercury on a hot element on the stove and it created a gas that killed him. Not immediately but the next day. Now his apartment is all sealed up and other tenants are freaking about possible exposure. The haz mat team is cleaning it up and people are being tested. The story went on to ask what the hell the guy was doing with mercury and why over the stove?

So, now I am freaked out. I have a bottle of mercury on my shelf. It came from the basement of my ex's house where there is actually a huge jar of the shit. It's in a cool old bottle and it is interesting which is why i have it. But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?

curious about the bread machine tho...

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Originally posted by Inky:
It's in a cool old bottle and it is interesting which is why i have it. But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?




take it to your local fire dept. they can get rid of it for you.


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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
take it to your local fire dept. they can get rid of it for you.





Good idea, I may call them or the haz mat team first. thanks Karen.

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a while back there was a story of some kids who dipped cigarettes in mercury and smoked them (to get high i assume).

i cant help but feel the world is a better place without them.

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dingle - thats Evolution In Action (tm)

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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle:
a while back there was a story of some kids who dipped cigarettes in mercury and smoked them.


I experimented a bit with mercury a while back. (maybe that's what's wrong with me)
anyway, I'm not sure it's possible to do that. I mean, there may be a slight chemical film left on the cigarette, but the mercury would not actually soak through or anything.

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I called the fire dept. and they sent out the haz mat guy, he was here in minutes and took the stuff away.

He said that the man in question was a dentist and that he was aware of how to handle mercury properly. He did not drop it on the element as reported by the news, he was COOKING it! He realized he was poisioned and called the ambulance, and was in hospital 7 days before dying, There is a coroner looking into it, they believe it may have been a suicide attempt... that eventually worked.

He said I was at no risk for having they stuff in the house, in terms of vapors, even though the bottle was not at all sealed. It was in an old glass apothecary-type bottle with just a glass stopper. I guess the danger would have been if it had broken or spilled somehow (earthquakes!)

Well, glad it is gone...

now back to death by bread machine...

Beefcake, anyone?

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quote:
Originally posted by Inky:
But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?

curious about the bread machine tho...



Give it to me.

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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
some man got himself kneaded to death in an oversized bread kneading machine.
i cant find anything on it online, but I heard it on the local news last night.
amazing.



I read the poor guy was buried in a bread box.

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
dingle - thats Evolution In Action (tm


Heh, them Darwin awards are a callin'



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I was so pissed they didn't have pictures.

Apparantly nobody saw it happen, it was real late and he was a security guard or something. They figured out what happened when they found his mangled corpse in the breat machine the next day.

Perhaps he was "kneading" his "dough".

Inky, you called the fire department and had them come get some mercury you have in a bottle? Now THAT'S lazy!

Do you get the bottle back?

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Hrm.... Do ya suppose he got a yeast infection??

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quote:
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Inky, you called the fire department and had them come get some mercury you have in a bottle? Now THAT'S lazy!

Do you get the bottle back?



How is that lazy? A guy came in a little truck and put on gloves and stuck it in a little foam holder and put it away safely.

I would have taken it to them, in fact I offered but they said no, they would send the guy out. They were concerned about the stopper, that it could come out and I would end up with it all over me or the car.

No, i didn't get the bottle back. *sigh*

It was a real nice bottle. The mercury was really cool too but not a good thing to have.



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