Registered: Jul 2000
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death by bread machine

some man got himself kneaded to death in an oversized bread kneading machine.
i cant find anything on it online, but I heard it on the local news last night.
amazing.

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hehehehe

Meat Loaf

hehehehehehehehe

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thats nasty, BnB.

so can anyone find a link for more info?

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that had to be painful....the machine's used to knead dough at the pizza and pie shops could most likely cause damage if they got ahold of a limb...



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Speaking of bizzare deaths, I heard on the news last night that some guy in town here died from mercury poisoning. Apparantly he dropped some mercury on a hot element on the stove and it created a gas that killed him. Not immediately but the next day. Now his apartment is all sealed up and other tenants are freaking about possible exposure. The haz mat team is cleaning it up and people are being tested. The story went on to ask what the hell the guy was doing with mercury and why over the stove?

So, now I am freaked out. I have a bottle of mercury on my shelf. It came from the basement of my ex's house where there is actually a huge jar of the shit. It's in a cool old bottle and it is interesting which is why i have it. But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?

curious about the bread machine tho...

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Originally posted by Inky:
It's in a cool old bottle and it is interesting which is why i have it. But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?

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Originally posted by karen:
take it to your local fire dept. they can get rid of it for you.

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a while back there was a story of some kids who dipped cigarettes in mercury and smoked them (to get high i assume).

i cant help but feel the world is a better place without them.

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dingle - thats Evolution In Action (tm)

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle:
a while back there was a story of some kids who dipped cigarettes in mercury and smoked them.

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I called the fire dept. and they sent out the haz mat guy, he was here in minutes and took the stuff away.

He said that the man in question was a dentist and that he was aware of how to handle mercury properly. He did not drop it on the element as reported by the news, he was COOKING it! He realized he was poisioned and called the ambulance, and was in hospital 7 days before dying, There is a coroner looking into it, they believe it may have been a suicide attempt... that eventually worked.

He said I was at no risk for having they stuff in the house, in terms of vapors, even though the bottle was not at all sealed. It was in an old glass apothecary-type bottle with just a glass stopper. I guess the danger would have been if it had broken or spilled somehow (earthquakes!)

Well, glad it is gone...

now back to death by bread machine...

Beefcake, anyone?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Inky:
But now i want it gone.

eeek. what should i do?

curious about the bread machine tho...

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quote:

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Originally posted by karen:
some man got himself kneaded to death in an oversized bread kneading machine.
i cant find anything on it online, but I heard it on the local news last night.
amazing.

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quote:

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Originally posted by aminal:
dingle - thats Evolution In Action (tm

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I was so pissed they didn't have pictures.

Apparantly nobody saw it happen, it was real late and he was a security guard or something. They figured out what happened when they found his mangled corpse in the breat machine the next day.

Perhaps he was "kneading" his "dough".

Inky, you called the fire department and had them come get some mercury you have in a bottle? Now THAT'S lazy!

Do you get the bottle back?

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Hrm.... Do ya suppose he got a yeast infection??

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:


Inky, you called the fire department and had them come get some mercury you have in a bottle? Now THAT'S lazy!

Do you get the bottle back?

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