~Johnny Blaze~
Fluffy Bunny
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: San Rafael, CA
Posts: 182 |
The winner is:
Inky (I will need an address t send the movie to) for this email:
> This porn couple Bridgette and Skeeter Kerkove are
> really big right now and infamous for two things, he
> gave her an enema on film and DRANK the liquid, also
> he inserted 104 chopsticks up her backside. He's
> apparantly very mouthy and likes to brag about all
> the
> money he is making off his wife, and threatens to
> beat
> up anyone who criticizes them. The following is an
> exchange I had with Ms. Kerkove via e-mail.
>
> pardon all the graphic language in these posts but
> that's the nature of that business I guess...
>
>
>
> Skeeter Kerkove writes Rog of Rogreviews.com: "Roger
> I
> read your review on the Sopornos 2. Why on earth are
> you talking about Bridgettes tits again? When you
> review Jenna Jameson, do you write post boob job?
> NO!
> Of course not. Do you write that about Alexa Rae,
> Serenity, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Asia
> Carrera, Janine, Jewel D Nyle, Kendra Jade, Wendi
> Knight, etc., etc., Look Bridgette has done over 200
> movies since she got her boobs done, its not new
> news.
> It was over a fuckin' year ago, get the fuck over
> it.
> Every other magazine gave Bridgette and Tonys scene
> a
> smokin' review. Have never seen you put down other
> top
> stars for their boobs,so stop messing with my wife.
> I
> am really getting upset. On Jewels review you did
> not
> write post boob job or mention balooned up tits. You
> did not mention on Kendras post nose job, Surgically
> upturned lip, filled with fat to make them fuller,
> or
> post her boob job. You didnt even mention the
> quality
> of Kendras boob job.
>
> "Obviously for some reason you have it in for
> Bridgette, one of the greatest female performers of
> all time. Obviously there is a reason why she is the
> most video taped and photographed girl in 1999 and
> 2000. Just dont ever mention my wifes name again in
> a
> review. I'll see you at the next show homeboy. You
> can't miss me. Im six foot one 210 pounds and
> covered
> in tatoos from when I was in Prison. I have a shaved
> Head and an ugly beard. See you soon baby. How does
> your body look? Taylor St. Claire told me you look
> nerdy and wear glasses, kind of creepy. Bridgette
> has
> made over six hundred thousand in two years. How
> about
> you Super Stud?"
>
> Brian Kushner writes: "Skeeter is a fucking
> asshole..Every time I read something by him it's the
> same shit..My wife is great, my wife made 10,000
> movies. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He has
> got to be the most insecure dude on the planet. And
> as
> for being 6ft 1" and 210 lbs with PRISON tattoos,
> obviously he isnt enough for his wife or she
> wouldn't
> be out fucking every motherfucker in the world. AS I
> said before Luke, these two are done in less then a
> year. You better give me the kudos when the split
> happens. Brigitte will wake up (I hear she started
> to
> already) and realize what the fuck is up keeping
> this
> shitload Skeeter around."
>
> Gilles writes: "That guy Skeeter Kerkove certainly
> has
> a problem.He will have a bigger one when Bridget
> gonn'a leave him."
>
> Jane writes: Hey Luke, When I read your bio of
> Brigette Kerkhoven and her "husband" Skeeter, I
> couldn't help but be eerily reminded of two
> characters
> in Robert Altman's masterpiece "SHORT CUTS"; the
> dopey
> pool cleaner guy and his wife who did phone sex with
> a
> baby slung over one hip. Truly frightening, and very
> sad. I noticed in the bio that Skeeter does all the
> talking, either Brigette is too dumb to speak for
> herself or he won't let her, in fact for a woman who
> is touted to be an independent porn career woman,
> she
> does very little to represent herself. Why don't you
> let Brigette talk, Skeeter? I don't buy that you are
> protecting the woman you love, you pimp her out to
> have sex with other men on film, you encourage your
> wife and the mother of your kids to be a whore. You
> are protecting your investment, that's all. Hate to
> tell you this, but your wife got herself a horrible
> boob job and his name is SKEETER! Now run along and
> buy something else (another Jag, or maybe something
> more rugged like a truck (to pull your trailer with,
> perhaps?) with the savings from your wife's
> (vaginal)
> bank account. Face it, you aren't a man, Skeeter,
> you
> are something that you are probably all too familiar
> with: POND SCUM.
>
> Bridgett Kerkove Writes:
>
> Dear Brian Kushner,Jane and Gilles,
>
> This is Bridgette Kerkove writing you. I am
> fortunate
> to have a protective loving husband. He is a very
> happy bubbly person and all of the people I interact
> with in the business LOVE him. He is never jealous
> and
> we are best friends. The only thing that does piss
> him
> off is people putting me down. Iam sure some men
> could
> relate.
>
> In 1983 Skeeter opened his own pool and spa
> business(which is fully operational as I speak-and
> practically runs itself). With a Contractors
> liscence
> several years of pool experience and one assistant
> he
> started out to create a very flouishing business.
> When
> we met in '92 he had just bought 4 commercial
> building
> to lease out and (now our)successful pool business.
> He
> had already purchased 2 homes-check out income
> taxes.
>
> So anyways...He is a very bright business man-and
> yes
> I am able to articulate a thought! Thank you. I
> didn't
> just get married at a whim-I chose a successful man.
> Grantit not millions but we lived a very happy
> middleclass lifestyle.
>
> In January '99 I got into this business for fun. I
> then realized that in this business I could cushion
> my
> families future wonderfully. I have a job that pays
> me
> to cum-yes life is good.
>
> No my husband doesn't pimp me out. I asked him to
> help
> handle business . I'm sorry, but when you're as busy
> as I am the last thing I want to do is look at a
> goddamn computer or talk on the phone. I thank him
> for
> his help and support. All of the directors I work
> for
> I am friends with. So to" pimp her out" is kind of a
> lame thing to say-but you just keep on going with
> your
> bad self.
>
> Thank you so much to those of you who wrote in, in
> support of me-that melted my heart-thank you!!!! My
> fans are the greatest-again this is the greatest
> job.
> First I had to read mean comments tonight, and its
> always the fans not the critics that bring a smile
> to
> my face. xoxoxo Bridgette Kerkove
>
> Bridgette Kerkove
>
> Jane writes: Dear Bridgette, Thank you for taking
> the
> time to respond to our posts. I hope you realize
> that
> I was not insulting you, I was merely pointing out
> that most people find your husbands involvement with
> your career reprehensible. I find nothing wrong with
> a
> "protective husband" but I think you are mistaken my
> dear, in what he is protecting. Your health? Your
> moral values? Let me share with our dear readers
> some
> quotes from your bio, as it appears in the archives
> of
> LF.com. Skeeter says: "She went to Our Lady of Lords
> Catholic school from preschool to 8th Grade with B
> averages. She went to Bellamine Jefferson High in
> Burbank, graduated. And did two years of college. No
> drugs, no molestations, very happy healthy
> family....And she still goes to church every Sunday
> if
> she's not working. And she is a good girl, for what
> it's worth being in the business." So let's see
> Bridgette, he takes you from a happy childhood,
> marries you and then the next thing you know you've
> got a fistful of chopsticks up your backside. Wow, I
> am sure that kind of protective husband is the one
> we
> all wish for as little girls, as young women.
>
> You then say "In January '99 I got into this
> business
> for fun. I then realized that in this business I
> could
> cushion my families future wonderfully. I have a job
> that pays me to cum-yes life is good."
>
> Your husband Skeeter tells it a bit differently, "I
> just started getting ideas from all the crazy sex we
> did at home... That we ought to make money on it. So
> I
> bring it up to her and she's from a very
> conservative
> family... She went to Catholic school her whole
> life.
> And then, after making some phone calls, we just got
> into it full speed ahead."
>
> Honey, I have had crazy sex too and my lovers and I
> have discussed MANY things including making porn
> films
> but I have never caught them on the phone the next
> day
> lining one up for me. These are called "sexual
> fantasies" and they stay in the bedroom.
>
> You say "No my husband doesn't pimp me out." Your
> husband says, "I love it. That's why I pushed so
> hard
> for it. She wasn't for it at first, but the longer
> we're together and the more we grow together as one,
> and our minds open up... She said 'ok, I'll give it
> a
> try.'" Skeeter admits, he pushed for it. Still not a
> pimp?
>
> You say "I asked him to help handle business". Your
> husband says, "...everybody knows that I am not
> Bridgette's manager and I am not her agent.
> Bridgette
> manages herself. She has no manager agent and never
> will, by her choice." Something I am missing here?
>
> You say, "I'm sorry, but when you're as busy as I am
> the last thing I want to do is look at a goddamn
> computer or talk on the phone. I thank him for his
> help and support. All of the directors I work for I
> am
> friends with. So to" pimp her out" is kind of a lame
> thing to say-but you just keep on going with your
> bad
> self."
>
> You said in your bio, "He totally gets off on
> watching
> me do scenes. He loves it. He totally pals around
> with
> the guys that I'll be performing with... He
> absolutely
> loves this business. He thinks it is the most
> wonderful thing. I have to be thankful."
>
> Bridgette, use your head, in what way is this not
> pimping you out? If you look up the word "pimp" in
> the
> dictionary I guarantee Skeeter's bearded little face
> will be beaming out back at you. Use your head girl!
>
>
> I love it how Skeeter goes on all about your good
> religious upbringing and then says, "We've signed a
> non-exclusive contract with Jill Kelly Productions
> to
> do 12 Bridgett Kerkove features. And they're really
> nice movies. Bridgett plays the devil." So
> Bridgette,
> when you make it church on a Sunday, when you aren't
> working and you go to confession, do you tell your
> priest of your life, fucking on film to pay the
> bills,
> playing the devil, etc. and ask for forgiveness?
>
> Do you say, "Look buddy, I had 104 chopsticks up my
> ass last night, so I think I've already done my
> penance, so lay off it with the Hail Mary's, okay"?
>
> Just like all LF.COM readers are curious about how
> Luke reconciles his religious beliefs with his
> chosen
> profession, we are curious about how you reconcile
> yours. What church do you go to by the way, Our Lady
> of the Chopsticks?
>
> Finally, in your bio, Skeeter goes on a great length
> about your skills as a homemaker, ""Bridgett is just
> a
> great mom and a great wife. And definitely my best
> friend. She loves to cook. She's cooking all the
> time.
> She's always dusting and vacuuming and doing the
> laundry, then ironing it. Making sure that we're all
> getting enough to eat. And giving us our vitamins in
> the morning. Trimming our hair when it gets too
> long.
> And telling me when an outfit does not look good on
> me
> because I don't know better."
>
> Wow, the Ward and June Cleaver of porn! Perfect!
> It's
> quite fitting as most of our readers will recall
> June's infamous remark, "Ward, don't you think you
> were a little hard on the Beav last night?"
>
> One last word to you Bridgette, I am not putting YOU
> down. I don't like Skeeter's involvement. I think if
> you want to make porn then so be it. Not my career
> of
> choice. Personally I don't get it. Alot of women who
> have children would LOVE having their husband
> provide
> for them while they stay home and raise them, which
> you claim that Skeeter could do, that he was a
> successful business man before you started porn.
> Instead you want to "cushion your families future"
> with cash for the finer things that apparantly you
> claim not to buy anyway. When I see my friends in
> the
> rat race, working insane hours to make an extra buck
> to buy "things" for their families I remind them
> that
> I came from a home where their wasn't a lot of money
> due to divorce. I don't remember the toys or the
> houses or clothes I had, I remember what a good
> person
> my mother was and the things we did together. The
> time
> we spent. That is what is important. You should not
> embarrass your children and believe me, they WILL
> know
> of your career and that daddy asked you to do it.
>
>
>
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03-24-2001 07:06 PM
I had to unsubscribe from that shit... I got the prize today. A vhs copy of "Remember the Titans." A damn good movie about a football team during segregation. I'm still reading the emails a winner will be announced later
