Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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Supply the Punchline XXVII - What am I thinking?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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"Honest, The last thing Natalie said to me was, "You guys can shower on the boat, I'll just wash up ashore.", I swear."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

"I thought the watch up my ass thing was just Tarrantino's way of method acting. I really want it removed now."

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Location: NH
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Originally posted by wonderaz:
"Honest, The last thing Natalie said to me was, "You guys can shower on the boat, I'll just wash up ashore.", I swear."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
Thats fucking funny.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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Originally posted by wonderaz:


I guess I win then.

Where's my prize money?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15130

My underwear is too tight.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:
Residents of Arizona, and forum admins are not eligible for cash prizes.
Well that just fucking sucks!!!! What fucknozzle came up with that stupid assed rule?


You do however win a free trip to Canada. Bring your long undies. (If you know what those are)
Look, hosehead, I happen to wear them while I fly in the winter. It actually gets a bit nippy here at dawn. You moosegoosers don't have the exclusive on cold weather, ya know. You just overdo it.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
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"It could be that Mona Lisa is smiling at a monkey."

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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Ok, look here sparky. There's a difference between early dawn "nippy", and -30 C cold, plus windchill, and heaps of snow on top of that.

"What is he talking about?" you ask?





Ok? I'm talking, "no, I mean where is the fucking car??".

It's COLD here man. I mean REALLY cold. I'm not moaning, I'm pointing out the truth.

Come here and shovel snow for a week. Then you're pre-dawn flight "nippy-ness" will seem like a tropical friggin' paradise. :P

By the way, love the "moosegoosers" bit. I'm gonna be using that one.. lol...

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Location: Sedona, Arizona
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That's not cold, that's Hell on ice.

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I saw a news story this morning about homeless people in Canada and how they were required to wear a picture ID now. It got me thinking about why anybody would be homeless in Canada. If you've got nowhere to stay and nothing to do, why not walk south? It's fucking cold in Canada.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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Originally posted by splAt:
If you've got nowhere to stay and nothing to do, why not walk south? It's fucking cold in Canada.

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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:
It's COLD here man. I mean REALLY cold. I'm not moaning, I'm pointing out the truth.

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Fuckin' Canadians. Forever pointing out the obvious.




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Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art."

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Registered: Oct 2000
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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:

U.S= not cold.

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I think there's some people in north America who would disagree with that statement. Like peeps from MILWAUKEE or Seattle.





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Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art."

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It gets bitter cold in some places in the US, but they've spotted mammoths in Canada as recently as '97.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1827

"I've got Pink Eye."

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In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1217

If I wasn't a man, I'd be a woman.

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Which is right? (Just add mushrooms)

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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I still won.
I am also suing everyone who posted in this thread because there ius some ignorant rule saying I can't have the prize.

You will be hearing from my attorneys.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
"Would someone please remove this latex mask already?!!!!!"

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MA
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Originally posted by Mister Buddha:
"I should have used Preperation-H"

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
"Would someone please remove this latex mask already?!!!!!"

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! You win, GFY!!!!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Originally posted by wonderaz:
You are still getting sued.
Even though your's wasn't as funny as mine, YOU will probably get the consolation prize (a case of 40W reclaimed oil and a bag of pretzel sticks) while I get NOTHING for being the funniest.

See you in court.

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