Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
Posts: 597

Confessions

Sometimes I browse the internet personals.

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This thread went genital pretty damn fast.

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Location: Oakland-ish
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Originally posted by Nomad:
Sometimes I browse the internet personals.

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You could come and do my lawn instead



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"if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt and if you never get hurt you always have fun"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
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I would but I am really a deformed cripple from Afghanistan who can't speak English or operate scissor-like objects. I'm allergic to women too, unfortunately.

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This thread went genital pretty damn fast.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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im actually a rather large black man.



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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- Mae West

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
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Im actually a fat 35 year old bald dude..



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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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Location: London
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I'm a fat balding english man..... Hang on, were describing ourselves right?

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Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I once spanked it in my grandmothers living room and almost got caught.

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†Insanity† Insanity as a religion
E=Insane² Insanity as a science

Which is right? (Just add mushrooms)

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
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Im a thrift store junkie too.

One time I was masturbating like mad. Had my eyes closed, moaning, etc. When I opened my eyes my daughter was standing right next to the bed and asked "Mommy are you having a baby". Im very loud and I guess I woke her up and ended up sounding like I was in labor.




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"Turn your back on me and make believe that you're always happy."

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I’m glad I don’t masturbate, seems like a hassle. It takes another person for me to engage in sexual activity. I’ll masturbate for someone, but don’t see the point in doing it alone. Guess I’m weird or something, but glad I am.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
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I tend to do it because it relieve stress.....ohh and it feels good. I dont do it as much when I have someone to have sex with, but I still do said task.



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"Turn your back on me and make believe that you're always happy."

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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Originally posted by Stellar:
...my daughter was standing right next to the bed and asked "Mommy are you having a baby".

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Location: Canton, Illinois
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I'm secretly plotting the death of my father.

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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl..year after year

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Originally posted by Stellar:


One time I was masturbating like mad. Had my eyes closed, moaning, etc. When I opened my eyes my daughter was standing right next to the bed and asked "Mommy are you having a baby". Im very loud and I guess I woke her up and ended up sounding like I was in labor.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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I'm a 17 year old nympho who has too much sex and will be too worn out for Saturdays track meet. If you would like to help this young man, please call him and tell him to stop.

(903)-633-2394

Thank you for your time and have a nice day.



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Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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Originally posted by Leroy Binks:
I once spanked it in my grandmothers living room and almost got caught.

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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the other night my six year old woke up when me and hubby were doing stuff, and he yelled from his room
"MOMMY QUIT MAKING THOSE NOISES< YOUR SCARING ME!"

from now on, ill be quiet i swear!


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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- Mae West

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MadCo
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I've spanked off in the bathroom here at work

And I had sex in some guys backyard once, in the middle of the day.

Oh, and I'm really a girl. lol

melesse

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Look at me, Jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day, it's all downhill from here.

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I buy all my clothes from the thrift store and pay no attention to fashion.

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Originally posted by HELL:
I buy all my clothes from the thrift store and pay no attention to fashion.

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Location: Oakland-ish
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Originally posted by Nomad:
I'm allergic to women too, unfortunately.

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Oh, so you live in the West End!!!
Sorry, I had NO idea...

Skip the lawn, you can help me decorate.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sydney
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Originally posted by melesse:

Oh, and I'm really a girl.

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Location: MadCo
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apparently not.....


Melesse
Suitably female...

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Look at me, Jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day, it's all downhill from here.

-American Beauty

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I only have one ass cheek.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
I buy all my clothes from the thrift store and pay no attention to fashion.

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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:
You are the MAN!! I have a new level of respect for you.. Thrifty clothes are the shit.....

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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Yeah, yeah, it's just a phrase.

I knew you were a woman all along.

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