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Postmodgirl: but it pays, and the people are ok
Kuglo: biatch
Kuglo: What's this job all about post?
Postmodgirl: it's about your mom
Postmodgirl:
Kuglo: No really...
Postmodgirl: which job?
Kuglo: The one that pays..and the people are okoay.
Kuglo: okay.
Postmodgirl: collections
Kuglo: ack
Kuglo: fuck you
Postmodgirl: I break people's legs if they dont pay back the money they borrow
Kuglo: Your're all after me.
Postmodgirl: is that an offer?
Kuglo: They call me asking what my current address is sometimes, and I just say I can't pay back my student loans or health bills from the university health clinic any time soon.
Postmodgirl: why did you take out a refund anticipation loan for your tax refund?
Kuglo: I got my refund several weeks ago.
Postmodgirl: well of course they are, they want to send you letters
Postmodgirl: did you get it two or three days after you filed?
Kuglo: no..a week
Postmodgirl: did you get a check from the IRS or from a bank?
alcoholfiend: wow they are playing jurassic 5 on mtv
alcoholfiend: whats going on here?
Kuglo: what is jurassic 5?
Kuglo: from the IRS
alcoholfiend: kick ass hip hop
Kuglo: well..I don't know really.
Kuglo: It was directly deposited.
Kuglo: Hmm..I haven't watched mtv in months.
Kuglo: Brad made me watch "Dancer in the Dark" last night. Fucked up weird ass movie.
Postmodgirl: IRS always takes 2 to 3 weeks to process a return... did you do it online?
Kuglo: No..
Postmodgirl: where?
Kuglo: I went to my old roommate, a CPA, and he filed it. It was closer to two weeks actually I think..
Kuglo: Lawrence Kansas
Kuglo: It was no more than 12 days.
Postmodgirl: just checking to see if I would be calling you
Kuglo: Why would you be calling me?
Kuglo: You wanna fuck?
Postmodgirl: |:i
Kuglo: Mi ne tia knabicxo.
Postmodgirl: no but jesus needs a good ass fucking
Kuglo: Did you read my debate with that pastor?
Postmodgirl: me?
Postmodgirl: no
Postmodgirl: I'm shopping
Kuglo: http://ravine.dyndns.org/Debate_1.html
Kuglo: yeah..there's the link
Kuglo: I transcribed it.
Postmodgirl: I will peer at it later
Postmodgirl: I'm shopping
Kuglo: shopping?
Kuglo: For what?
Postmodgirl: jewlery
Kuglo: ack..
Kuglo: jewelry is ugl
Kuglo: ugly
Postmodgirl: ok then I wont buy anything for you
Kuglo: Don't buy anything for you either..it's ugly.
alcoholfiend: hemp rules
Postmodgirl: well I have to put something in the holes I made!
MstrG:
MstrG: holes = good
Postmodgirl gives Mastah G a hole
MstrG: ooo
Postmodgirl:
Postmodgirl: http://www.gen-xjewelry.com/
Kuglo: Postmodgirl you the girly girl type?
MstrG: hahaha
Postmodgirl: what do you mean am I a girly girl?
Postmodgirl: I have tits, does that count?
Kuglo: ack..never mind
Postmodgirl: I need a ruler
Kuglo: "jewelry"
Kuglo: how big are your nipples?
MstrG: captive bead is a pain in the ass
Postmodgirl: how big is your cock?
Kuglo: average
Kuglo: Now come on..tell us about YOU.
Postmodgirl: G you need to get the bead to the 'popping' point.
Postmodgirl: I dont have to tell you shit
Kuglo: Sure ya do.
Postmodgirl: DAMN where is my ruler...
MstrG: yes
Kuglo: Unless you want a big fist in your ass.
Postmodgirl farts
MstrG: just a pain with rubber gloves
Kuglo: Oh you know you like it.
Postmodgirl: man I am way too disorganised!
Postmodgirl: what do you want to know
Kuglo: How old.
Postmodgirl: 4
Kuglo: really? yur smart for that young.
Postmodgirl: yep
Kuglo: Do you like crayons too?
Postmodgirl: yep
Kuglo: I like to stick them in your ass.
Postmodgirl: 5/8" is bigger than 1/2 yes?
Kuglo: yes
Kuglo: by 1/8
Postmodgirl: damn it's so much easier when I can SEE it
Kuglo: see what?
Postmodgirl: the size of things
Kuglo: do you have a lot of piercings?
Postmodgirl: no
Kuglo: a few?
Postmodgirl: yep
Kuglo: where?
Kuglo: in your ass?
Postmodgirl: yes
Postmodgirl: my ass has several piercings
Kuglo: I have one in my pinky..uh..one in my left molar, and one just above my adam's apple
Kuglo: not my pinky..my pinky toe.
Postmodgirl: good for you
Kuglo: thanks
Kuglo: So do you like cyber sex much?
Postmodgirl: all the time
Kuglo: I like cyber comedy myself.\
Postmodgirl: I am doing it right now
Kuglo: pfft roight..you're not that weird.
Postmodgirl: yes I am
Kuglo: hmm..
Kuglo: I think you're joking.
Postmodgirl: G dont I cyber all the time
Kuglo: But you have?
Postmodgirl: do I have what?
Kuglo: You have cybered in the past
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Kuglo: Tre interesta..
Postmodgirl: sure
Postmodgirl: with women
Kuglo: Ya know, yesterday we put one of our dogs to sleep. She seemed fairly alert and didn't look 13 years old by any means..but she had cancer or something. And my mom did it before I got home so I couldn't go hold her while she died.
Postmodgirl: well that sucks
Kuglo: I know. Her name was Sarah.
MstrG: G dont I cyber all the time

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Kuglo: Oh, were you in gifted.
Postmodgirl: er early
Postmodgirl: damn
Kuglo: Me and paint had gifted together and a few honors classes in high school.
Postmodgirl: no, just finished my requirements early
Kuglo: So you're not in college yet?
Postmodgirl: not yet
Kuglo: Where do you want to go..
Postmodgirl: I haven't decided
Kuglo: I went to KU for awhile...but I hate kansas, and I'm gonna take way extra long to finish by transferring to ASU, but I don't care cause I hate Kansas and I hate cold weather.
Kuglo: Do you even know what you wanna study?
Postmodgirl: no. I guess I'll go to the community college until I have an Idea of what I want to do in life
Postmodgirl: perhaps massage therapy
Kuglo: Not a bad idea. My first semester was at one and they really have their advantages, especialy for getting the pre-reqs out of the way easily.
Kuglo: ahh...you can massage my shaft.
Kuglo: oh wait..that's the old me. Gotta shape up and not say things like that.. Electro shock treatment is hell.
Postmodgirl: you realise you are offering sex to a minor and that is illegal
Kuglo: hah hah!
Kuglo: You'll be a major by the time you graduate, so it's cool.
Kuglo: And besides, I'm not HAVING sex with you.
Postmodgirl: but you want to
Kuglo: Just excercising my right to free speech.
Kuglo: I don't even know if you are good looking!
Kuglo: But hell yes I'd fuck a 17 year old if she was hot.
Kuglo: Sorry..I'm an honest guy.
Postmodgirl: I will note that in my logs
Kuglo: mmk
Kuglo: Am I your test subject now.
Kuglo: ?
Postmodgirl: I'd say so
Kuglo: ha
Kuglo: You should do psych instead I guess, huh?
Postmodgirl: naw
Kuglo: So, where ya live? Mi logxas en Kansaso.
Postmodgirl: I live in Indiana
Kuglo: I have relatives up there.
Postmodgirl: French Lick
Postmodgirl: really
Kuglo: SHelbyville and Lawrenceburg.
Postmodgirl: hm
Kuglo: In fact, the name Schoentrup can only be found here, in Indiana, and in Seattle.
Postmodgirl: good to know
Kuglo: You haven't heard of those two huge cities?
Postmodgirl: heh I have
Kuglo: oh..coo'
Kuglo: do you live near one of them?
Postmodgirl: I dont get out of town much cos I dont have a car
Kuglo:
Postmodgirl: french lick is in the southern end of indiana
Kuglo: girls need cars so they don't have to do sexual favors for rides.
Kuglo: That's where I was talking about
Postmodgirl: yep I know
Kuglo: right by kentuhh kee
Postmodgirl: so you have a girlfriend?
Kuglo: Nah...
Postmodgirl: why not?
Kuglo: Haven't had a real stable relationship for some time.
Kuglo: Well, I guess I have a lot of quirks and odd things about me that drive people away.
Postmodgirl: like what
Kuglo: I have had a hard life and I don't always have that much self-esteem or know how to act right in certain social situations.
Kuglo: You can see a pic of me and the only girl I ever really loved on my web site.
Kuglo: http://ravine.dyndns.org/
Kuglo: under Bildoj in the selection menu
Postmodgirl: hm... you have any music online?
Kuglo: And I am real clingy and cuddly, and that gets old after awhile..it can be sort of suffocating. I have fears that I'll lose people, so I feel really jealous if I think they are paying attention to someone else..and I keep thinking that I have to keep a firm grip on them or else they'll slip away.
Kuglo: tons
Kuglo: http://ravine.dyndns.org/
Kuglo: And I've put up a few tunes at mp3.com under the "band" name "Broken Ladder"
alcoholfiend: ack, i almost just lost power
Kuglo: Jakob is a good one, as is laika.
alcoholfiend: fuckin snow
Kuglo:
Kuglo: where are you at alc?
MstrG: fiend- we're about to break our record here
alcoholfiend: bangor, maine
Kuglo: shit..poor you!
alcoholfiend: yup
Kuglo: I hate the cold!!!
Kuglo: I LOATHE IT!
alcoholfiend: i walked to the store, it was almost a blizzard
Postmodgirl: do you want to go where it is warm?
Kuglo: When I move to Arizona, I'll never face another true winter again EVER.
Kuglo: holy shit..
Kuglo: It was 65 and sunny here in Kansas today.
Kuglo: yup!!!
Kuglo: I HATE THE COLD
Kuglo: I also hate gloominess and I get really really depressed easily.
Postmodgirl: So what do you look like. I see your pic
Postmodgirl: how tall are you?
Kuglo: that's what I look like.
Kuglo: 6 feet even
Postmodgirl: are you kinky?
Postmodgirl: do you like rough sex?

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Kuglo: When I move to Arizona, I'll never face another true winter again EVER.
Kuglo: holy shit..
Kuglo: It was 65 and sunny here in Kansas today.
Kuglo: yup!!!
Kuglo: I HATE THE COLD
Kuglo: I also hate gloominess and I get really really depressed easily.
Postmodgirl: So what do you look like. I see your pic
Postmodgirl: how tall are you?
Kuglo: that's what I look like.
Kuglo: 6 feet even
Postmodgirl: are you kinky?
Postmodgirl: do you like rough sex?
Kuglo: But I don't look that good in real life, cause my upper jaw is too narrow and too far back..I have an underbite. I'm getting a surgery in May or June to fix that, and it will hopefully make me look a LOT better and improve my self-confidence, and maybe help with forming relationships at many levels..I dunno. I have my fingers crossed. I just want someone cool smart and cute to actually love me for me some day.
Kuglo: I like romantic sex sometimes, but just stripping each other quickly and being a little erotic and dirty..that can be great.
Kuglo: Sure..making a little home porn ain't bad...but I've got to tell you, I've only had sex with one chick--the blonde in that photo session..
Kuglo: So I'm no master.
Postmodgirl: you are not a master at sex?
Kuglo: I guess that's part of why I can't get over her, and I go to bed thinking about her some times..and I want to have kids with her some day..
Kuglo: But she didn't really like me all that much. SHe thought of me as a friend, and I pushed her into it.
Kuglo: I like romantic sex sometimes, but just stripping each other quickly and being a little erotic and dirty..that can be great.
Kuglo: Sure..making a little home porn ain't bad...but I've got to tell you, I've only had sex with one chick--the blonde in that photo session..
Kuglo: So I'm no master.
Postmodgirl: you are not a master at sex?
Kuglo: I guess that's part of why I can't get over her, and I go to bed thinking about her some times..and I want to have kids with her some day..
Kuglo: But she didn't really like me all that much. SHe thought of me as a friend, and I pushed her into it.
Kuglo: I had intercourse with her at least 1000 times.
Kuglo: we dated for awhile.
Postmodgirl: I see!
Kuglo: SHe even let me fuck her once a week after we broke up.
Kuglo: We'd do it like 6 times a day.
alcoholfiend: my kinda woman
alcoholfiend:
Postmodgirl: that's alot
Postmodgirl: every day?
Kuglo: usually.
Postmodgirl: wow
Postmodgirl: you must be virile!
Kuglo: I'd get up and go to class like over the summer, which was the majority of when we dated, and come home..she'd be on the couch...we'd fuck every which way..god I fuckin loved her.
alcoholfiend: rather, loved fuckin her
alcoholfiend:
Postmodgirl: when was the last time you had sex?
Kuglo: You get to the point where you can go an hour and be no where near coming, so you just let her climax and call it a day.
Kuglo: MONTHS!!!
Postmodgirl: how do you survive?
Kuglo: Ack..I don't wanna think about it.
Kuglo: masturbation's pretty great.
Kuglo: I just keep thinking about after my jaw surgery, I'll have a much nicer facial appearance, and a great smile...and I'll be more confident.
Kuglo: like..once every 2 days.

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This is like watching a cross between Gilligan's Island and All My Children reruns.

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What the hell was that #3 reply name switch all about? hmmmm
First it said morgana, then it said wonderaz?
Is morgana the cross dressing name wonderaz goes by?

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Hell, we think UBB farted.

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Originally posted by MstrG:
Hell, we think UBB farted.

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Conclusion.

note: I had changed my handle to Red to keep from getting pm'd in chat.

Kuglo had been kicked and banned several times for being disruptive

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paintchips: Can we change Phukette's title to Anti-Anti please?
MadBomber: I'm going to go with plastic vagina
Kuglo: god damn, the op who banned me is a little child-raping faggot with gerbils in his ass.
paintchips: Or would that be Pro?
Rosh: gives me, always, always, always, always, always, always, a pretty rush down my spine
MstrG: hm
MstrG: either sounds goog
MstrG: good
Red: wow kuglo you really want to stay here don't you
Kuglo: fuck you bitch!
Red:
Kuglo: You leave me the fuck alone.
Red: no
MadBomber: say bye bye
wonderaz: hehe
Red: make me
Kuglo: I'll talk how I want to!
Kuglo: Bitch
Red: HA
MadBomber: bitch!
Red: you wanna throw down?
Kuglo: I just want to shoot you in the head.
Red: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
paintchips buries a hatchet.........in Wraith's throat
Kuglo: My killing of you should not be dependent upon the physical attributes of the body to which my brain is connected.
MadBomber: hippy freak commi fag pinko!
CAL: wow, public death threat
CAL: hmm
Kuglo: Large or small my bullets (kugloj) should bring you down.
Kuglo: I haven't shot anyone here!
Red: Oh I am concenred!
Rosh: "'bout the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!"
Kuglo: I just said I would.
Red: ah but you want to!
Kuglo: so?
MadBomber: just a little more .. my member is swollen to it's peak and it's all tender and stuff
Kuglo: I can have the will to do whatever I want.
Red: you cant do shit
Kuglo: And telling someone you WANT to kill him isn't the same as saying that you WILL kill him.
Red: pussyy
MadBomber: type faster, damn you!!
Kuglo: red I can't huh?
CAL: does anyone know, is it www.doj.gov?
Red: no you cant
Kuglo: you fuckin idiot.
Rosh: wheeeee
Kuglo: I'll shoot you all in your heads.
Red: you have no testiclees
Kuglo: Give me your addresses.
Red: coward
Kuglo: I have two.
Red: sure I live in french lick!
Red: Cum get me MuthaFucka!
Kuglo: red you moron, I obviously am not in proximity to you, so my justice shall be knowing that you are a faggot who likes to have dogs lick peanut butter off of his genitals.
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Postmodgirl: weinus
Kuglo: biznatch!
Postmodgirl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wonderaz: PMG, !... Kuglo )
Kuglo: I THOUGHT you were a girl!
wonderaz: PMG, 1... Kuglo 0
Rosh: You speak LIES, Mister Bear!!!
paintchips: just ignore him for fuck's sake
Kuglo: pffft..roight
Rosh: LIESSSSSSS
Postmodgirl:
MadBomber checks his esperanto book for 'biznatch' .. "you're skating on awfully thing ice there partner"
Kuglo: Now I know I'm up against a girl..that totally makes my death threats less meaningful?
Kuglo: bah!
Kuglo: bitch would be hundino
Postmodgirl: OH PLEASE!
Postmodgirl: you pussy!
Postmodgirl: you coward
Kuglo: Please..you?? No..no way.
Kuglo: I'm not afraid to shoot anyone.
Kuglo: I'm no coward.
Postmodgirl: yes, you are
Kuglo: I'll shoot anyone right in the head as long as I've had time to plan it.
wonderaz: just a fool
Postmodgirl: that too wonderaz
Postmodgirl: what you think cos you talk shit that this makes you a man?
MadBomber: I'm not afraid of shooting people .. it's the life in prison having my anus sold on thursday nights for a pack of kools that worries me
Kuglo: No.
Postmodgirl: you sound like an idiot
Kuglo: I'm a man because of my genes.
Rosh: if i could meet em, i could get em, but as yet i haven't met em, that's why i'm in the shape i'm in...
Postmodgirl: no
Postmodgirl: you're not
Kuglo: Postmodgirl suck cock.
Postmodgirl: you're a child
Kuglo: Actually, no. I'm 22.
Kuglo: I'm not a child. But thanks anyway.
Rosh: chronological age has nothing to do with it.
Postmodgirl: your mentality betrayes you
Kuglo: I know you'd love to suck me though, even if I were a child cause you're a child-raper like my old babysitter.
Kuglo: Postmodgirl shut the fuck up.
Postmodgirl: make me
Kuglo: go cook for me some dinner.
Postmodgirl: On 3/31/01 12:24 AM let us note that Kuglo needs to get themselves a glass of shutthehellup!
Postmodgirl:
MadBomber: I'll take a beer while you're in the kitchen?
Kuglo: oh..you are SOOOOO funny.
Postmodgirl: I am
Kuglo: I wornder what you'd look like with my big fat cock in your mouht?
Kuglo: mouth even
Postmodgirl: probally like your mom
Kuglo: pfft
Kuglo: My mom's a loser.
Kuglo: But she's probably way smarter than you and a cooler person.
Postmodgirl: well yes she did give birth to you didn't she
MadBomber: ya .. but does she give good head?
Postmodgirl: HAH!
Kuglo: My mom hasn't had a date in years. She's very pretty but needs to lose weight. When she was young she was gorgious. Instead of having relationships, she just has lots of pets that give her unconditional love and don't hurt her feelings.
Rosh: where do bad folks go when they die? they don't go to heaven where the angels fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry, see em again till the fourth of july
Kuglo: fuck Nirvana!
Kuglo: They suxxed.
MadBomber: that's not really nirvana
Rosh: you're entitled to your opinion
Kuglo: I thought they were cool..then I heard bands with talent like Soundgarden and Pearl Jam, and dumped them on their heads.
Kuglo: They were trashy.
Kuglo: Kurt..take a fuckin bath bitch.
Kuglo: get some talent
Postmodgirl: ya know, it's so pointless when getting into an argument when your opponent doesn't even stick to the topic of conversation!

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God, am I that annoying in chat?

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paintchips: just ignore him for fuck's sake


I stand by this.

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Who is Kuglo again?

He sounds to me, like a real winner.
I agree with Paint CHiPs, just use the ignore feature of IRC.

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even if it isn't seriously meant, I don't think it's funny when someone says they're going to kill you. that's when my tolerance goes out the window.

I still want to know what a "mark-ass head" is.

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