Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
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Interesting ER visits for the week

19yr old male who got in a fight with his mom. She bit him on his face 5 times. He was bleeding pretty bad.

21yr old male who got stabbed in the neck at a bar. Guy got stabbed in the neck but started freaking out and worrying about pain when I had to draw his blood. Puss!

19yr old male who got stabbed in his side by his ex-g/f. He said he "only broke up with her and she went crazy". He wanted to be knocked out before they inserted his catheter. When they said they werent going to give him drugs just for that he started crying that he wanted his dad.

41yr old female had a "boil bump on buttocks". That one just sounds funny. They have to enter exactly what the patient says no matter how stupid it is.

23yr old female who had a toothpick go right through her tongue. She was messing around with it while it was in her mouth. She wanted the doctor to numb it so someone could take it out. I look at it as a free tongue piercing.

and my favorite

45yr old male who complained of "rectal problems". Could it possibly be the pencil you have shoved up your ass? He was "trying to insert hemmroid cream". Riiiight! He just wanted a little prostate stimulation.

Last week I was going to a patients room to draw his blood and as I walked by he was jacking off like there was no tomorrow. He had one leg extended and was on his side just stroking like mad. He looked like he was really enjoying himself. I went to a different room so I could give him his privacy. When I came back he said "guess I finished just in time" as he proceeded to dig at his crotch. It was lovely really. Cant people just leave it alone while they are in the hospital.



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Sounds more exciting than sitting at a computer all day! Wanna swap jobs love?

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If you're bold enough to get a catheter inserted without even thinking about anesthesia, you are a better man than I.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Stellar:
Last week I was going to a patients room to draw his blood and as I walked by he was jacking off like there was no tomorrow. He had one leg extended and was on his side just stroking like mad. He looked like he was really enjoying himself. I went to a different room so I could give him his privacy. When I came back he said "guess I finished just in time" as he proceeded to dig at his crotch. It was lovely really. Cant people just leave it alone while they are in the hospital.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Stellar:
Cant people just leave it alone while they are in the hospital.

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hey Logan killer of threads are we!




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hey, what happened to your title?


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you've been drinking my blood, well i've been licking your wounds

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well?

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you've been drinking my blood, well i've been licking your wounds

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I think you should write up a report every day you work.

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Me too.

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so I can watch it sink to the bottom daily? Its better for the self-esteem when it just falls weekly.

If there is anything interesting I will be sure to consider telling about it.




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