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Talking Helpful Website From The IRS

http://www.irs.ustreas.gov/taxi/index.html

A sample read:
Sherri had a lot of questions. "So, like, who invented this tax thing? Where'd it come from? Why do we have to pay? Is this fair? I have to know, we all should!"

POOF! A cloud of smoke came out of Sherri's computer and so did a guy! Who was he? He kinda looked like a Genie and a funky, X-treme skater-guy all rolled into one.

"Sherri Shine wants to know why? Her question is my command and I am Mr. PJ Fly, Time Traveler, that is!" Sherri was a bit taken aback. Was this a dream?

"Got a tax question? I'll give you a tax answer. I can take you back in time to places where you'll get answers firsthand. Ready for a ride through time in my TAXi Timecab?"

Sherri couldn't really believe her eyes. PJ opened the TAXi Timecab door, "Your time-taxi awaits, Miss Sherri Shine. That's if you really want the answers?"

Time Travel, huh? Well, she did want the answers, that much she knew. And actually, she did think PJ was kinda cute. "Okay, but I've got a history test today at, like, 3 o'clock. I can't miss it!"

PJ flashed a knowing smile, "Oh, you'll be back in time, Sherri Shine, you'll be back in time." And away they went.
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This site is wrong on so many levels. I want to know what percentage of my earnings went toward building, developing, and maintaining such an idiotic site. It's, like, crazy or something.

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And actually, she did think PJ was kinda cute.


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PJ flashed a knowing smile, "Oh, you'll be back in time, Sherri Shine, you'll be back in time."


That is just wrong, on -oh- so many levels.

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