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GoFuckYourselves!
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Post Out of the mouths of babes....

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I
get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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Biohazard
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How saddening. A mind blunted by religion again.

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Originally posted by Biohazard:
How saddening. A mind blunted by religion again.




my thoughts exactly

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i dont get it

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in the words of south park's Mr Hat

you go to hell
you go to hell and you die!

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