Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
Posts: 1438

Ok, this is the funniest insult I've ever heard.....

"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

What's you're favorite insult?


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Fastest of 1,000,000 sperm.

**Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.**

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

You're a parasite for sore eyes!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7546

'You're one load your mother should have swallowed'

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"In complete darkness we are all the same,
It is only our minds that separate us."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 7236

'you are about as artistic as a group of colourblind hedgehogs in a bag'

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I am not expecting to change anything by this post other than awareness. Please do not take anything I say as fact, I am only relaying opinon of limited sources, who themselves know nothing and thus should also be ignored as heresay and could never be admissable in a court of law.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7546

quote:

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Originally posted by Spooky:
'you are about as artistic as a group of colourblind hedgehogs in a bag'

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 7952

"Why don't you go drink a big glass of shut the fuck up?"

I never could get enough of that one.

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"You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it."
-Frank Zappa

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

Shut up or you're gonna walk home with your teeth in your pocket.

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Hard to believe I beat out 1,000,000 other sperm isn't it?

I've got more flame than an empty lighter.

Sp00ky ownz me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 929

Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20610

"Nor the sharpest tool in the shed."


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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: tokyo
Posts: 303

you cunt

(as said in a croyden accent, i just love it i suppose it sounds like you kant)

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oh for fucks sake

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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6603

As useful as wet toilet paper.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35962

"Your face looks like it was made from clay by a blind man with a spade"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19663

Damn, is that your face or did your neck throw up?

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 17519

"go slap your mother for raising such a dumb fuck."

I use that one in diablo a lot.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 8579

Say hello to idiocy. What? You've known each other along time?

How could Darwin have missed you?

I slept with your sister. She was lousy.

Buddy, you suck.

I never meant to hurt you. Sometimes good things happen unintentionally.

Wake up and smell your feces!

I'd rip off your balls if I had a microscope.

Stupid tends to travel in groups; so where's your friends?

You sound like Rush Limbaugh.

You look like Rush Limbaugh.

*fill in the blank* like Rush Limbaugh. (Dese are fightin' words)

Your mother was banged by Rush Limbaugh.

Man, when you flatulate it's like you said something typical.

You could have three Beastmaster's and I'd still wipe you with peons!

Mentruation must really suck for you today.

Say, did I just put my foot in your mouth?

When did your mass collapse into the singularity of suck that it is today?

Hope for a brighter future. Presently you bite.

Gonereaha doesn't clear up when it's a personality trait.

You should beep when you back up.

Do most of your dates end with the words "I came, I saw, I threw up"?

Look around. The world is laughing at you.

Pardon my spelling but fuck you!

Repulsive is just another compliment to you.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4806

Usually I just get mad and then think of the perfect insult like a day later.

Sorry.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
Posts: 4175

"That's the first time the PRIDE ever scared the chickenshit out of somebody."

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 3186

sharp as a burlap sack full of wet kittens

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Registered: May 2002
Location:
Posts: 9802

dirty jew!

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: My Own Reality
Posts: 321

My kids follow me everywhere.
I'm going to go play in traffic.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2646

Suck these nuts, Bitch. Fuck off! not really, just something SP told me long ago, I can't really think of my favorite right now. Shut your mouth before I put my cock in it is a good one.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16979

Yer as wuthless as tits on a boar hog.

Amen.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location:
Posts: 9670

You're a cock smoking donkey fucker.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35962

Tom Sharpe had an insult in one of his books, 'You're a cunt-loving son of a syphilitic whore'.

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