Registered: Apr 2001
Location: my back porch
Posts: 2

All hail... the prophet

Greetings
I have come to this place as part of my spiritual journey.
I hope to add to the enlightenment of all as well as being enlightened in kind.

May our travels together be entertaining.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1386

Hello,and i'm always curious how people find this place .how did you?

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: my back porch
Posts: 2

How does one find anyplace? Aren't you just there?
I sought an asylum and Lo, I found one, here.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20610

Whats lo-key got to do with it? oh and don't forget to bare your breasts to the world.

-m


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1386

quote:

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Originally posted by the prophet:
How does one find anyplace? Aren't you just there?
I sought an asylum and Lo, I found one, here.

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Oh ,you used google,cool

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

hello mr prophet person
welcome to the asylum
show us your belly button lint!

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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19663

Well, butter me up and make me yell DADDY. A genuine prophet. So maybe we can find out just what the hell is going on around here.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

You people finally made a prophet!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Clevelaund Ohissy
Posts: 722

quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
So maybe we can find out just what the hell is going on around here.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

So where'd my hundred bucks go? Can you prophesize it?

GFY: LOL, that's pretty funny.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

any chance of you telling us who will win the next world cup?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19663

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Originally posted by Dreamengineer:
any chance of you telling us who will win the next world cup?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26538

They will be from.......


Africa.


So it is written.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

There is no god but Allah. Muhammad is the Apostle of God.

Infidels and false prophets beware the wrath of Allah!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

quote:

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
Infidels and false prophets beware the wrath of Allah!

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 17

Well, which are you?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

quote:

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Originally posted by Allah:
Well, which are you?

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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL
Posts: 111

Hello, prophet. Hello, Allah. May our travels together be full of internet spiritual joy, as we explore the methods of conversation that we can engage in through a message board. Remember, you must beat them!

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My child got better grades than your honor student... but was disqualified from the honor roll due to unsatisfactory conduct.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1217

I could kick the shit out of kids in Redbank and make myself a prophet.

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†Insanity† Insanity as a religion
E=Insane˛ Insanity as a science

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2149

I'm not a prophet. I should have been one though.

Damn that highschool guidance counselor.

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CLICK MY LINK. I HAVE A FORUM!! COME TO MY FORUM, PLEASE???

In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19663

top

Yeah I know, fuck off, I have a reason.

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Don't argue with me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19663

hummmmmm

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Don't argue with me.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20610

wonderaz is giving out hummers now?

-m


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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2149

Sign me up!!

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CLICK MY LINK. I HAVE A FORUM!! COME TO MY FORUM, PLEASE???

In retrospect, I probably should have taken the vanilla icecream. But the chocolate looked far too tempting. Little did I know at the time, it was actually little children all mushed up into a fine icey paste. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well that night, and neither did those kiddies. Well, I didn't stand for such a crime!! NO WAY. I marched back in that store and demamded an explanation. And there is was. Double chocolate icecream. Sitting there, waiting to be ingested. Oh, the taste. Oh the pure orgasmic feeling when you consume the delicious cream. Oh, how I love chocolate icecream.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5729

Damn!

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