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SocialParasite
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Post My name is all over the right side

or something

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Roshigoth
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Well isn't that special?

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Chantrea
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[SocialParasite] Yes, we gots the drunk

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by Chantrea:
[SocialParasite] Yes, we gots the drunk




How nicd of you to quost me in my drunket stateas.a

I make the whild hot lives to you, too. You sexxy things.



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Chantrea
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*takes advantage of you whilst you're drunk*

You'll never remember this. Muahahahaha!!

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SocialParasite
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I make th elove wiles sexor to you, Chanyt. You got the nice personality, ad a nice set of the boobs, and stuff.

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Chantrea
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You've never seen the jubblies, so don't be so sure. I could be nipple-less.

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SocialParasite
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wat are they ubblijse thaat y ou speakr of? Are thy a band, ora X0man or mowthing:?

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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
wat are they ubblijse thaat y ou speakr of? Are thy a band, ora X0man or mowthing:?




( o Y o ) = Jubblies

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SocialParasite
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I never seen your besxewb in te fleshes as they sayi n nEw ;your, but I think you have thinice boobs.

I also think that I would nenjoy the mad sex with you, cuz it'd b eb dfun. I soput lie adrunk, so you just ignore m,e okay?!

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Chantrea
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You're neato, SP, just plain old neato.

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It's just the alcohola talksgping. I'm not neato, ik'm a stuck up, uptitght person. I wish I could get the mad sex, but I get nothing of the sorts. I just get the fucked with, but tno fucked.

I telly ou, it's jsut not fair. LIfe nasi ijut stn' farir.

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Chantrea
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You're still neato.

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SocialParasite
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hat's to sweet of you to thik I am neat, baby. Ifind nice girl like you, cuz I need one like you. it would be nice to not e kicked around like anomraly get.


you ra one nice gal, and I hope youmake lots of guys very byapphy, and I hpe that any guy that scorms you dies of syphillis.

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Chantrea
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:

you ra one nice gal, and I hope youmake lots of guys very byapphy, and I hpe that any guy that scorms you dies of syphillis.





I hope so too. And I hope this counts for past diddledicks too.

May they get a festering pustule of goo in their penis.


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SocialParasite
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You are such a nice girl to p;atronize me in me druniking state. You are like Catherine in "A farewell to arems" only I don't meake much sense, and you are fredreic.

I hate that damn book bcaseu it makes more sense than a drinkig me.

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ironroot
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when im drunk and using the computer i can type perfectly coherantly. hmm.

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what?

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Ah please talk to me
Won't you please talk to me
We can unlock this misery
Come on, come talk to me
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
hat's to sweet of you to thik I am neat, baby. Ifind nice girl like you, cuz I need one like you. it would be nice to not e kicked around like anomraly get.


you ra one nice gal, and I hope youmake lots of guys very byapphy, and I hpe that any guy that scorms you dies of syphillis.





that's what i'm talking about.


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SocialParasite
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quote:
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when im drunk and using the computer i can type perfectly coherantly. hmm.


That's you, bub. When I'm tipsy, I can still type things coherantly, but last night I was straight up plowed. I had a fifth of Vodka, half of a big bottle of cinnamon schnapps, and a fourth of a bottle of butter scotch schnapps.

I couldn't hardly feel my hands, let alone the rest of me.

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The problem is not how much you drank, but what you drank. At least it wasn't "Hooch" or "Purple Passion," though.

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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite:
...last night I was straight up plowed. I had a fifth of Vodka, half of a big bottle of cinnamon schnapps, and a fourth of a bottle of butter scotch schnapps.




and you lived to tell about it?!!!

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Originally posted by bunkum:
The problem is not how much you drank, but what you drank. At least it wasn't "Hooch" or "Purple Passion," though.



No shit eh? if he'd drink whiskey like a real man he woudln't have that problem.

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SocialParasite
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I can't believe my "drunk" thread is still around.

*nostalgia*

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