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Violent A
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Post This made me smile.

taken from www.afa.net

The American Family Association, in conjunction with other pro-family groups, is conducting a campaign to persuade Movie Gallery to remove hard-core pornographic movies from their stores. Recently, a rally was held at the corporate office of Movie Gallery in Dothan, Alabama.

Movie Gallery is the nation's third largest video rental chain. Many of the company's stores nationwide offer hard-core pornographic movies, often found in "back rooms."

Mike Herring, Senior Vice-President of Movie Gallery, has repeatedly indicated that money is the driving force behind the company's distribution of porn. He noted that, "while adult movies were being rented, other family movies were rented." In other words, while Dad was renting sex videos like Oral Ecstasy or 4 Hours of Hairy Man Sex, his kids would rent floor-stocked children's movies. "It's a matter of economics," he said.

Now, more than ever, it is time for Christians to be salt and light in their communities. We encourage you to contact Movie Gallery Chairman Joe Malugen and politely advise him that you will not patronize his business until he stops this attack on the moral fabric of our society. Urge him, for the sake of our children, to put principle over profit and get out of the pornography business.

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I can see why it made you smile

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My dad once rented a sex movie. Boy was he in for a surprise when the leads were myself and my mom!

hehehehe! That'll teach the bastard!

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man, you are getting surreal. whatever happened to the old innocent carefree GFY! of yesteryear?


quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
My dad once rented a sex movie. Boy was he in for a surprise when the leads were myself and my mom!

hehehehe! That'll teach the bastard!





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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
man, you are getting surreal. whatever happened to the old innocent carefree GFY! of yesteryear?


He had a terrible accident that involved a defrocked nun.

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Some Christians are indeed amusing with their odd little quirks. You go, you advocate of 'family values' (despite the fact you'd throw your kids out on their asses if they turned *gasp* homosexual). Those guys always crack me up.

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Originally posted by Hedonism:
Some Christians are indeed amusing with their odd little quirks. You go, you advocate of 'family values' (despite the fact you'd throw your kids out on their asses if they turned *gasp* homosexual). Those guys always crack me up.



I hope this is not addressed to me.

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Porn stars are exempt, GFY. What are ya thinkin', kid?

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quote:
Originally posted by Hedonism:
Porn stars are exempt, GFY. What are ya thinkin', kid?




You said: "Some Christians are indeed amusing with their odd little quirks. You go, you advocate of 'family values' (despite the fact you'd throw your kids out on their asses if they turned *gasp* homosexual). Those guys always crack me up."

If that was addressed to me, I never said that if I ever get married and had a kid that was gay I'd throw him out of the house. If I did say that, it was in jest.

I'd throw him out of the car!!!

(JUST JOKING!!!)

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There's nothing more cruel than forcing your homosexual child to live under a different bridge, apart from his family, is there?

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
My dad once rented a sex movie. Boy was he in for a surprise when the leads were myself and my mom!

hehehehe! That'll teach the bastard!



where can i rent that at?

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I cant really think of anything good to say, but that article is funny enough that I wanted to post in this thread.

Thank you fer yer support.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia:
I cant really think of anything good to say, but that article is funny enough that I wanted to post in this thread.

Thank you fer yer support.





That boy just aint right.


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quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia:
I cant really think of anything good to say, but that article is funny enough that I wanted to post in this thread.

Thank you fer yer support.





just say "Hairy man sex" makes me laugh every time.

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Hmm, a lot of "Freedom of________" being thrown around here the last couple of days.


In this case, the video chain has every right to rent porn and their ain't nothing anyone can do about it.

Unless of course minors are renting the vids or they involve GFY and his mother

Porn=profits.

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In all the recent dot-com fallout, no one really talks about the one genera of web business that ARE turning a profit: porn sites.

Christians wouldn't be so annoying if they would just shut up. Don't like abortoin? Don't get one!! Don't like porn? Don't watch it? I'll have to laugh at them when the national chains fold because of lost profits after discontinuing porn rentals and they have to rent from local business that don't cater to political economic attacks. Ha-HA!


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I work at Movie Gallery in Dothan, AL. They are greedy, I work in the distribution part and they treat us like monkeys, tee hee.

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quote:
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I work at Movie Gallery in Dothan, AL. They are greedy, I work in the distribution part and they treat us like monkeys, tee hee.



welcome newbie.
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Trina
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A newb bringing up 7 month old topics. Why is that?

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quote:
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I work at Movie Gallery in Dothan, AL. They are greedy, I work in the distribution part and they treat us like monkeys, tee hee.


I was a shift manager for a Blockbuster for about two years. They are also greedy.

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whatever happened to hedonism(the guy, not the lifestyle)?

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I thought the same thing when I saw this thread, Karen.

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quote:
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A newb bringing up 7 month old topics. Why is that?
What, is it worse than someone whose been here for 2 years bringing up a 7 month old topic?

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I knew some guys that worked for Silver Screen (it isn't a chain, just one store) and they would let employees take home whatever they wanted after 9:00 PM just so long as it was back the next day by noon.

I so wanted to work there.

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I wish I had seen this months ago. I would have fucked Nute up.

I think I was out in the water somewhere at the time.

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