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a very very deep, soul searching, topic

a friend of mine has had some bad luck as of lately with the women he has been dating. within the last year he has had two girls fart ON him while licking thier pussies. i find this absolutely hillarious...but of course, he doesnt.
he says now he cant even stand to hear a girl fart.
what are your experiences with women and flatulence?
does it bother you?

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
a friend of mine has had some bad luck as of lately with the women he has been dating. within the last year he has had two girls fart ON him while licking thier pussies. i find this absolutely hillarious...but of course, he doesnt.
he says now he cant even stand to hear a girl fart.
what are your experiences with women and flatulence?
does it bother you?

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Hell, Chelle, like they say, "Shit happens!" Truth is, farts happen, too. Frankly, in my vast experience with women, I've encountered far more pussy farting than ass farting during sex. Nevertheless, unless your friend's partners are trying to give him a not-so-subliminal message, if I were him, I'd take it all in good humour.

A word, however, of caution. Tell your friend NO SMOKING after sex with these babes, unless he's into bedroom pyrotechnics. Amen.

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:

A word, however, of caution. Tell your friend NO SMOKING after sex with these babes, unless he's into bedroom pyrotechnics. Amen.

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Is this one of those questions, where the "friend" is really the person asking the question?

Chelle, is this 'friend' of yours, you?


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haha chris, no, the friend is not me.
the fella im talking about and me have been friends for a few years and he has been complaining about his lack of luck with the women lately and then this topic came up. i think its hillarious and had to get others views on it

i DO fart though

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

i DO fart though

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Like I didn't know that already




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never had a problem with that

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Originally posted by Rav:
never had a problem with that

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well of course not, the english are far too uptight to even squeeze one out let alone let one fly!

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
well of course not, the english are far too uptight to even squeeze one out let alone let one fly!

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Originally posted by Rav:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
that, my breathtakingly gorgeous hunk of english man meat was a joke!
dont be sad, you need to cheer up!

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omg now I'm blushing



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Originally posted by Rav:
omg now I'm blushing

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
have you looked at your cam lately Rav?
your soooooo SEXY!
*purrsss*

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Mine! wait, I dont have one, DAMNIT!

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I've been thinking a lot about this one and all I can say is..


BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

That is too funny to comment on

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Any girl that isn't afraid to fart is cool in my book. Same thing goes for belching.

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My man thinks its funny - I don't - I do my best to refrain - but if he senses that I'm even the slightest bit gassy he'll tickle me until I squeal - domestic violence?

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
A word, however, of caution. Tell your friend NO SMOKING after sex with these babes, unless he's into bedroom pyrotechnics. Amen.

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HOLY SHIT! Girls fart? I find this VERY hard to believe.

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I honestly thought the English would fart MORE, since they're too uptight to take a shit. Hmm...

I must conduct more studies...

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Originally posted by bunkum:
I honestly thought the English would fart MORE, since they're too uptight to take a shit. Hmm...

I must conduct more studies...

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you have a point bunkum, i suggest we do some field studies


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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

you have a point bunkum, i suggest we do some field studies

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