ItsJustLogan
le pour soi
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101 |
 you might be fiend if...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE MEXICAN IF........
1) You have ever been spanked with chanclas.
2) You have later been hit with the plancha chord.
3) Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you
only live in a one bedroom apartment.
4) You light a candle the night of the Lotto drawing.
5) You get scared whenever someone mentions "el cucuuuuiii".
6) You've gone to the Pulgamarket every weekend for years. (Two points if
you actually enjoy it!
7) You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up
every inch of space on/under the TV and you have a porcelain cat,dog,Buddha
or elephant in your livingroom.
8) You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas.
9) You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by
drinking it.
10) You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
11) You're still afraid to open that umbrella in your house.
12) You know at least one person in your family named Maria, Carlos,
Papo,Juan, Jose, Tony, Tito or Luis.
13) You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado
Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio.
14) Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a
burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.
15) You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is
from.
16) You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager.
17) You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go
grocery shopping.
18) You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch
a cold.
19) You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida
is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
20) You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
21) Your cousins are delinquents/hootchies.
22) You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a
house.
23) You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day.
24) You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night.
25) You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
26) You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
27) You use manteca instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt
is getting bigger.
28) You go to a white friends house for dinner and don't understand the
concept of sitting at a table.
29) You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus
point if you actually made it all the way home with it.
30) You have sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it.
31) You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
32) You drive a "Cheby", an -"Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon"
33) You call your sneakers "tenis".
34) Your car has fifteen speakers in it and you fix it every weekend.
35) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
36) If you use your lips to point something out
37) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
38) If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.
39) If you call your sneakers "tenis"
40) If you have at least, thirty cousins, not counting loco Julio working
at "Don Pipo"
41) If you can't imagine anyone not liking Spicy food.
42) If you are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person
shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
43) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some
"baporu" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
44) Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday. And you've just turned
thirty-two.
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you've been drinking my blood, well i've been licking your wounds
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