Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

What are you?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

I am lightly toasted bread.

Speaking of lightly toasted bread, don't you hate how, if you drop buttered toasted bread, it always lands butterside down? I'm not kidding. Always.

And since cats land on their feet all the time, what do you think would happen if you tied a peice of lightly buttered toasted bread to it's back?

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Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

i am woman hear me roar

actually, right now im sad and need a hug


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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- Mae West

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The land beyond your nightmares
Posts: 404

I'm a figment of your imagination

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The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven. John Milton

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The land beyond your nightmares
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quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

actually, right now im sad and need a hug

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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-big snuggly type hugs for Chelle-

Awww...



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/me gives chelle a bear hug

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

Steven Wright rocks.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

I am quins

I think the toast thing probably has to do with the extra weight put on the side with the butter causing it to land on that side.

I hate fucking cats.

Oh, and big hugs for chelle too

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Hard to believe I beat out 1,000,000 other sperm isn't it?

I've got more flame than an empty lighter.

Sp00ky ownz me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

quote:

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

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Location: Long Beach, CA
Posts: 862

quote:

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Originally posted by quins:
I hate fucking cats.

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Location: Dumbfucksville!
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quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

I am that peice of fungus growing on your penis.

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Then I fell over.

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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Where does cheese fall? It's an animal product, but hardly an animal in and of itself.

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Fun for the feeble-minded!
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Location: baton rouge, la
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my farts smell really bad right now

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you've been drinking my blood, well i've been licking your wounds

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quote:

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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Where does cheese fall?

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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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quote:

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
On the same floor with the toast and butter.

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Blasphemy!

It'd never make it. I'd eat it long before it hit the floor.

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Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i am woman hear me roar

actually, right now im sad and need a hug

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
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quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

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I am pure aminal.



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"In complete darkness we are all the same,
It is only our minds that separate us."

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I'm a bug.

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Send me thine daughters and wives willingly and by first class mail, for I hate waiting 4 to 6 weeks! - Straightman

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6969

quote:

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Originally posted by aminal:
I am pure aminal.

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eeek! but i see your no longer the favorite...how sad


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"Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em."- Mae West

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7538

not the favourite, but it doesn't say who's eroginous zone i am

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"In complete darkness we are all the same,
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