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Our apology to China

Dear China,

We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator
2000.

We're sorry that you're front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a
35 year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (Who just replaced all theirs with shiny new F-16s.)

We're sorry that you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)

We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know that it may seem easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in the Republic of China (Taiwan).

We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last
20 years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to treating you like a common untrustworthy street gang very soon.

We're very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity.

Sincerely,

The United States of America



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I'm sorry I airmailed that neutron bomb to the godless commie bastards.

No, I'm not! DIE COMMIE PINKO FUCKERS!

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And whats wrong with being a godless communist?

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the conflict between the us and china-one minute style.

us

we're going to spy on you.

china

no you're not.
*crash*
*takes prisoners*

us

give us back our people

china

give us an appology

us

we're kinda sorry.

china

*gives back prisoners*

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quote:

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Originally posted by Rav:
And whats wrong with being a godless communist?

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Location: NYC
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i prefer godless communists over godless capitalist scrooges

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Location: Sedona, Arizona
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I still like Mu Shu pork and I'm not sorry that I do.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
That's rather a personal question, now isn't it, Rav?

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I guess so

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