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After Easter

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.
A few minutes later the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: London
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evil little brat .. the female never deserved that

Place him in the coup and get him pecked to death

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Registered: Nov 2000
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I am a Scot, but my children look Irish. Are you trying to tell me somehting, BnB?

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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I am a Scot, but my children look Irish. Are you trying to tell me somehting, BnB?

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