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Old people's homes 'must keep loving feeling alive'
By Nicole Martin

RESIDENTIAL homes for the elderly should have areas set aside for intimate encounters and private moments, according to a book published today.
Creating private places for married residents, such as a dining room for candle-lit dinners, or adopting a "door-shut, no entry" policy, would enable long-term relationships to flourish, said Julia Burton-Jones. She claimed that people with husbands or wives in residential homes should be allowed to spend time with them, away from noisy communal areas.

In her book, Involving Relatives and Friends, she wrote: "One in 10 people in homes are still married, often in marriages which have lasted 50 years or more. Their privacy and desire for intimate expression of affection and sexuality needs to be protected."

Mrs Burton-Jones, of the Relatives and Residents Association, a charity set up for people with relatives in residential homes, said staff needed to do more to lift the taboo surrounding sex between elderly couples.

Andy Allsopp, of the charity Age Concern, agreed that moving into a residential home did not necessarily signal the end of a sexual relationship. He said: "Age does not diminish the need for a loving and sexual relationship. When couples reach a certain age this should not mean that the nature of their relationship should change."

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Hahaha! Hey, Boobers, thanks for the heads-up, but me 'n' the jackass are doin' quite well, actually. Truth be known, our Evening Shade Resthome has become pretty much a whorehouse. You'll see, since we expect your arrival in a few years. Amen.

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I know you have to keep hiding the still from them nurses, but how tolerant are they gonna be about my herb "garden"?

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ick, old people sex

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Originally posted by BnB:
I know you have to keep hiding the still from them nurses, but how tolerant are they gonna be about my herb "garden"?

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You'll have to ask the jackass about that'n. He's been sneakin' into Nurse Boucher's back office late at night an' foolin' around with her. He thinks we don't know, but the grunting and howling coming from behind the closed door be loud enough to wake the dead. Amen.

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hahahaha
wonderbra
i love it



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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
hahahaha
wonderbra
i love it

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Yes, Chelle, but if history has shown us anything, it's that not any ol' wonderbra will do for the jackass. Oyez, oyez, over the years he has amply demonstrated his keen preference for red wonderbras. Amen.

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We don't need no stinkin' special place! That takes 21.4% of the fun out of it.

JEB doesn't need one either, he considers his nightly enema to be the high point of his sexual life at tne moment.

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
We don't need no stinkin' special place! That takes 21.4% of the fun out of it.

JEB doesn't need one either, he considers his nightly enema to be the high point of his sexual life at tne moment.

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