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melon
Fishleader

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

Post by the ocean

i am a whale.
by the ocean, i sit.
by the ocean, i itch.
will no one help me?
im a whale on the beach.



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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
you may be british.
join the FISHNATION music group!
visit the FISHNATION homepage!

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Emerald
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
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Ahhhh, poor baby.
Dang.

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quote:
"Stop that!

How many forum members deaths do you want to have on your conscience?
" PaintChips

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

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I am a plush toy
by my lover, I swoon
on her lips, I do spoon.
Can she not feel my love?
I'm the toy that she always wanted.

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macker
Holy Me-el

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4776

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The Ocean? Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?

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Individualists unite!

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melon
Fishleader

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

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no doubt, the work of evil nazi dolphins.

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you may be british.
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visit the FISHNATION homepage!

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WastedPotential
sociotard

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

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lucky_bob always promised that the dolphins were on our side.

now i see where trusting him will get you.

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POW!

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Hedonism
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 1122

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You know what this reminds me of? Bad feminist poetry.

"I... am a word... in a foreign language."

Fuck you, Margaret Atwood, fuck you!

*scuttles outta thread*

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slight
long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

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If I was a whale, with all you humans dumping your shit in my food, and making so much fucking noise with your drilling I can't hear myself think, let alone continue the conversation with my friends that we started decades ago... man, I'd beach myself just to escape this fucking hell that the oceans have become.

No doubt some of you evil fuckers would push me back in.

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VKL
Running with a Hatchet

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1010

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*dresses Slight up like a whale*

*pushes him back into the ocean*

GO WHERE YOU BELONG! BE FREE!


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I stopped being sexist because bitches hate that shit.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2992

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i am a Locust.
in the dessert, i sit.
in the dessert, i twitch.
will no one help me?
im a Locust and PAZUZU is my LORD!


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I dun Know...URBANSKILLS!

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PityKitty
AnthroSexyCool

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

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Down by the bay
(down by the bay),
where the watermelons grow
(where the watermelons grow),
back to my home
(back to my home),
I dare not go
(I dare not go).
For if I do
(for if I do),
My mother will say
(my mother will say)...

Have you ever seen a whale
with a polka-dot tail
down by the bay?

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"A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note...
but the simplest way for anyone to break a glass
is simply to drop it on the floor." -AR

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Vegas
Title Town

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 6971

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communism

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"You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it."
-Frank Zappa

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Jyates
BagOfUgly

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: texas
Posts: 661

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
i am a whale.
by the ocean, i sit.
by the ocean, i itch.
will no one help me?
im a whale on the beach.





Some one get me the dynamite we gots to get this stinking whale outta here.

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RogueWarrior
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
Posts: 1018

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quote:
Originally posted by melon:
i am a whale.
by the ocean, i sit.
by the ocean, i itch.
will no one help me?
im a whale on the beach.






Get your ass back in the water, whale-boy, before I butcher you and feed you to the ChiComms.



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What you would kill to see brings out the GOD in me.

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BnB
Suck My Ass

Registered: Nov 2000
Location:
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*drives along beach*

*thump*thump*

ooops

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Rach
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL
Posts: 111

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Earth, air, fire, water. Earth, air, fire, water!

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My child got better grades than your honor student... but was disqualified from the honor roll due to unsatisfactory conduct.

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Rach
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL
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This is a gift! This is my gift!

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My child got better grades than your honor student... but was disqualified from the honor roll due to unsatisfactory conduct.

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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

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quote:
Originally posted by Rach:
This is a gift! This is my gift!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh gawd!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
/me wipes a tear!

OK nobody else gets this, BUT I DO!

give this person a HUMOR POINT!

pleez! fer me!!!!

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Ah please talk to me
Won't you please talk to me
We can unlock this misery
Come on, come talk to me
-Peter Gabriel Us (1992)

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15130

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I get it.
It's from the Craft.

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Fun for the feeble-minded!
Graphic Cheeseworks.

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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
I get it.
It's from the Craft.



ok YOU get it.

it still cracks me up.

COME ON I dont nominate a person for a humor point every day!

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Ah please talk to me
Won't you please talk to me
We can unlock this misery
Come on, come talk to me
-Peter Gabriel Us (1992)

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