Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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It's time to turn off the tv when.....

I was in the kitchen washing the dinner dishes when I feel someone pat me on the ass. I turn around, look down and find my precious 9 year old daughter, looking up at me, toothpick hanging out of the side of her mouth. 'Don't mess wit da turf' she says, pats me on the ass and calmly strolls out of the kitchen.

I don't know where this came from, all she ever watches is the Disney Channel!!


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Registered: Aug 2000
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Originally posted by Joeycat:


I don't know where this came from, all she ever watches is the Disney Channel!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
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Hehe, thats kinda cute though

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Have you got the porno-channels blocked?

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Originally posted by Joeycat:
I was in the kitchen washing the dinner dishes when I feel someone pat me on the ass. I turn around, look down and find my precious 9 year old daughter, looking up at me, toothpick hanging out of the side of her mouth. 'Don't mess wit da turf' she says, pats me on the ass and calmly strolls out of the kitchen.

I don't know where this came from, all she ever watches is the Disney Channel!!

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Registered: Oct 2000
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That's adorable!!!!

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My sister was a boob-tube addict, even from her most tender young years. She taped _Silver Bullet_ off cable one day, and fell in love with the movie. Every day, she watched it at least 2 full times. One day, she announced that she "felt like a virgin on prom night," and that was the end of _Silver Bullet_. She also imitated the goofs in _Grease_ who mooned during "Blue Moon."

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Well, Joeycat, there's a cure for that. Cancel the cabel. In about a year's time, you'll save enough money to buy a new computer.

I canceled mine in December, 2000. Haven't missed it a bit. Amen.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:


I canceled mine in December, 2000. Haven't missed it a bit. Amen.

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Yeah but history channel, etc


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
Well, Joeycat, there's a cure for that. Cancel the cabel. In about a year's time, you'll save enough money to buy a new computer.

I canceled mine in December, 2000. Haven't missed it a bit. Amen.

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Nnnnnnnoooooo, I can't do that! If I cancel my cable, I'm back on dial-up *shudder*




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