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Dreamengineer
Master of Dumbfuckery

Registered: Jan 2001
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Unhappy Shit........

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or
decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others
can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or
be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you swim in a lake of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you
don't need to know anything else!

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RogueWarrior
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Ummmm. Yeah. FECES!

*me slings shit at dreamengineer*

Yep. Shit is a projectile too.

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wonderaz
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But can you tell shit from Shinola?

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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lets not forget holy shit or explosive shit
or shit on a stick, or not giving a shit.

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thatGuy
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that made me smile......thank you, I don't even know you and you saved my life in more ways than you could know.

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Avondale
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That's some funny shit, let me tell you.

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nymbus
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Don't forget full of shit.

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Generic Failure
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quote:
Originally posted by thatGuy:
that made me smile......thank you, I don't even know you and you saved my life in more ways than you could know.



Shit head.


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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

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I didn't see the obvious one... what about taking a shit?

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JoeyCat
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... or the everpopular, shit for brains.

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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Did any of you actually read the damn thing?

Shit for brains
Shit and shineola
sling shit
not giving a shit
getting shitfaced

All were included.

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

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I sure as shit didn't read your shitty post because I knew it'd be nothing but bunch of shit i'd seen before, yet another shitty Carlin rip-off. I shit on this thread.

-m


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Bondo
Vagrant Benthos

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Y'all can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

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Dead_Inside
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
I sure as shit didn't read your shitty post because I knew it'd be nothing but bunch of shit i'd seen before, yet another shitty Carlin rip-off. I shit on this thread.


I bet Dream will be so scared when he reads that he will be shitting bricks.

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wonderaz
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Or getting shitfaced

I had to edit this as it had been mentioned by DE in his first sentence which I didn't notice right off. So don't give me any shit.


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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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i knew youd try and pull some shit like that.

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wonderaz
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So? I don't give a shit if you knew that.

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You're all acting like little shits.

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Princess_Chelle
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hehe

this is fun


holy shit fire!

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
hehe

this is fun
holy shit fire!



Holy batshit fatman!

Shit must be the 5th element

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> you lost all your money."

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Dreamengineer
Master of Dumbfuckery

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quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Inside:
I bet Dream will be so scared when he reads that he will be shitting bricks.



Shits large bricks on Dead_Inside
Plop Plop!!

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