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I got an email today listing the different "Pet names" women allegedly give to mastubating. What kinda terms do you people use?

I tend to just stick to jostle

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Originally posted by Dacarlo:
I got an email today listing the different "Pet names" women allegedly give to mastubating. What kinda terms do you people use?

I tend to just stick to jostle

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mostly i say "play"
play with my kitty
play with it
play play play

i have also called it abusing the kitten.

guys have much better slang for masturbation i think.



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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
mostly i say "play"
play with my kitty
play with it
play play play

i have also called it abusing the kitten.

guys have much better slang for masturbation i think.

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i call it wanking. yes... original, i know.

i'm going for a wank.

i had a wank last night.

i've just been for a wank.

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...or on the other hand, if i can't be so blatent, you know, if i'm in the company of an aunt, or friends parents or whatever, i tone it down a bit and call it fumbling, or playing.

scenario 1, at a wedding/funeral/baptism where you meet friends of parents:
old person you can't remember: "ooooh i haven't seen you since you were a wee baby, tell me what you're doing now. are you at college?"
me: "no i dropped out. excuse me while i go for a fumble."

scenario 2, at a friends house:
parent: "so are you and *insert friends name here* going out to a disco tonight?"
me: "we're going to a rave. but i need to go play with myself first. please excuse me."

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the worst one on that list was definatly 'Angering the Klingon ambassador'

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Pasted from said email...FYI

WOMEN: Names For Female Masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslapping Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashing
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Butter schlopping
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter cramming
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Digging for clams
Digitis Erectus
Drilling for oil
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Making tartar sauce for the fish sticks
Menage a'moi
Performing a Pearl Jam
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Poking the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punching the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Slopping the hog
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Smacking the clam
Spanking Lucy
Stirring the cauldron
Stirring the soup
Stroking the newt
Tickling the taco
Tipping the Indian
Tissue tickling
Twiddling the bean
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket
Angering the Klingon ambassador

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Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose

I don't get that one.

I don't think women really use those terms. They sound like guy things to me. What women would ever refer to her yummy bits as a clam, or a chipmunk?

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I call it

STUFFING THE PINK TACO!



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i have NEVER used any of those terms to describe wanking!!!

i'm sorry, but as far as "pleasing myself" (another term i use) goes, i wouldn't refer to it as anything like "slopping the hog", "digging for clams", or a "self-guided tuna boat tour"!

i would, however, refer to other birds wanking as any of those little treats

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The masturbation thread reminded me of this.

*touches self*

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and you just had to share?


that's just great

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anyone up for a moustache ride? i hear TT has a pretty disgusting moustache

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Stroking the rat

Feeding the pony

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and you just had to share?


that's just great

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Originally posted by Zsu
Feeding the pony

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Want some sugar?

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i love sweets.

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I call it "chatting in #wota"

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poundin my pud

chokin my chicken

spankin the monkey

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