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Lightbulb Hey, everyone not stuck up his ass, lets see if we can make Mordi cry!!!!!!!!

Just think, this will probably be my first and last day here!

How's that for balls!!

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Hows this for cock and balls, as in mine. Try not short out your monitor licking it.


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Damn, I knew it was short but...but...damn...No wonder you're so uptight!

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Now thats just wrong !!!



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Mo will u marry me?

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Keep it up dogman and it may be your last hour here ...

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Keep it up dogman and it may be your last hour here ...




well, you know, i do try

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I was wondering how long it would take me gain some enemies on this board, instead I get two enemas in one night.

Oh well, at least I feel clean an refreshed.

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hey, I thought I just read a post and now its gone, whats up with that shit!!! Censorship?

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I was wondering how long it would take me gain some enemies on this board, instead I get two enemas in one night.

Oh well, at least I feel clean an refreshed.

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Am I your ememy? Why?



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hey, I thought I just read a post and now its gone, whats up with that shit!!! Censorship?




I think Mordi never learned to play well with others!!!!!!

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Mordecai has no delete-power. He's not responsible for the deletion.

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Mordi isn't doing anything. I deleted it, you've had your share of dumbshit topics for the night. Post any more and we'll start saving them ...

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well who is then? huh, gothboy, who?


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well who is then? huh, gothboy, who?




Look above.

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Am I your ememy? Why?



Nope, I said enema:
en·e·ma (ĕn'ə-mə
n., pl. .
1.The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes.
2.The fluid so injected.
It's the second definition I was referring to.

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I was wondering how long it would take me gain some enemies on this board, instead


the word I was looking at was "enemies" (comes from enemy: one that feels malice or hostility toward another, a foe ) I was woundering if you thought of me as an enemy is all. Prehaps I read that wrong. No, I don't think so.

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Right you are, but if you read farther, I mention that I don't have any, the closest thing being you and your pal, the ones scrubbing out my colon with your tongues.

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Oh yeah, Mordi's using fowl language, I think he's crying alright. And to think, we had nothing to do with his small penis or his crack whore mother! Go figure?

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'S okay Mord. I still like ya.

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Right. I wasn't saing anything about you personaly. I'm sorry you took it that way.

I was having simple fun. No harm intented.

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A) I said nothing about birds.
B) Your insults are tired and worn out.
Go back to #Chatzone on Dalnet, where people are impressed by comments about genitalia size and references to parentage. That or the SPF, where I am sure you came from. If you care to hang around, go for it, but in case you couldn't tell, only your friend guy is impressed with your high school wit.

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Mordi, your rhyme is as weak as your intellect. Your put downs are worn out. You remind me of the boy who took names when the teacher was absent. You are the all-consuming shit-bile of the internet and you personally give a bad name to education. If you must insult me with your tired, cliched, heavy-handed, trite words; can't you do it with a little fucking originality, cause if you haven't noticed, you sound just like everyone else I loathe.

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HA! That was a little better, but I am convinced you can do better. Try again, I'll pretend I didn't see the last one if you can improve upon it.

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HA! That was a little better, but I am convinced you can do better. Try again, I'll pretend I didn't see the last one if you can improve upon it. And hey, if you do good enough I might even suck your cock!

-m





Let me try again Mordi. You've got more skeletons in your closet than Micheal Jackson. You're a inbred introvert with more short comings than a two foot midget. You stink of intellectual insecurity and were probably never good enough for daddy. You have a small penis that you have spent tremendous amounts of money trying to enlarge to no avail. You were last picked for baseball. Your Uncle stood outside your window as a child waiting for your parents to go to bed. You wet your bed until age nine. You cry at movies such as "You've Got Mail" and "Beaches". You adorn yourself in clothes that went out of style two decades ago. And last but not least, you masturbate profusely to internet porn.

Am I getting warm?????????

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