Registered: Oct 2000
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Whats your bad joke?

Mine is :

What do you get when you put the spice girls in a toaster?

Pop tarts

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"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if
> you lost all your money."

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In your mom's panties
Posts: 556

What is relative humidity?

The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your sister

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Registered: Oct 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by FlyingTurd:
What is relative humidity?

The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your sister

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Registered: Mar 2001
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To get the following joke, you would have to know that my name is Anthony Alacorn. Here goes.

Dean Kamen named his company, Deka, by taking the first two sylables of his first and last names and combining them. Now if I were to follow that naming convention, my company's name would be Anal :/

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: southern island
Posts: 526

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know
how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."


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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 441

Whats red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket!

HAHA you asked for bad jokes :P
Can I get a pathetic point now?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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why did the bird fall out of the tree?

cause it was dead!!

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-Ernest Hemingway

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 441

Ohh I remember an old one like that:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.

Cant remember it exactly. There may have been a fridge involved after that.

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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 628

q: why did the blond girl cross the road?
a: to see where the chicken went

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fake people, ass holes, hypocrites on my!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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Q. What did the farmer's daughter say to the travelling salesman?

A. Go away.

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Q: Did you hear about the gay midget?
A: He came out of the cabinet!

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Location: Dumbfucksville!
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THE MOLE FAMILY

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

One morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."

As the baby mole repeatedly tried to stick his head out of the hole to get a whiff, he became frustrated because the two bigger moles were in the way.

Unable to take it any longer, the baby mole mumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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What do gay men call condoms?

Seal-A-Meal!

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The Word of the Day is Celation (n.) - Hiding, especially of pregnancy or childbirth.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4800

What did the little lightbulb say the the mommy lightbulb?

I wuv you watts and watts!

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Registered: Apr 2001
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what do you call a black man in a suit?

the defendant

what do you say to a black man in a suit?

will the defendant rise


what's the hardest time in a black person's life?

4th grade.

i'll try to post more later...

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