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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.

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riiiight...why don't you go a sit in the corner for a while and think about what you've just said

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.

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If you asked me for money on such a nice, sunny day, I'd prolly punch you in the face and go through your pockets so I can find you house keys, let myself in, and post as you in here saying you like little boy and stuff.....

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK:
If you asked me for money on such a nice, sunny day, I'd prolly punch you in the face and go through your pockets so I can find you house keys, let myself in, and post as you in here saying you like little boy and stuff.....

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Originally posted by flocat:
Limeys can't even get their own fucking language right. It'll take an American to teach you properly. That's it, I'm moving to England and teaching the English to speak English properly.

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Limeys are grammer god's, I however am not, I was too busy making paper aeroplanes then listen to the english teacher.....

I'm a cockney wankah Init you septic tank (Yank) you...


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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK:
Limeys are grammer god's, I however am not, I was too busy making paper aeroplanes then listen to the english teacher.....

I'm a cockney wankah Init you septic tank (Yank) you...

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Originally posted by flocat:
hehe, I have a friend who bought me a Cockney dictionary. Oh shit! Look at the dickory-dock! I can't believe I'm up this late. And my friend, it's grammAr, not grammer. Also, when making comparisons, you say thAn, not then. "Then" is sequential.

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NAZI!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK:

NAZI!!!!!!!!

Heh

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Originally posted by flocat:
Finally. Vindication is mine, at last. fiend just says that I nitpick which isn't the same as being a nazi. cool.

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COMMIE!!


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Originally posted by Spooky:
COMMIE!!

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ok answering the question i would have to say after much thought, a couple of hours online, a football game or two, a small meal, a drive-by shooting, and and and, a glass of orange juice, i really, definitely have absolutely no bloody idea!

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.

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Alcoholism?



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actually on a day like that i like to go hiking or play basketball
then in the evenings when it is winding down sit on the porch and enjoy a good stout

i'm i getting old? doh!

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The infinite wisdom of Jack.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.

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Paint, is this question of a rhetorical nature, or were you sort of testing the water, as it were?

If this is how you are planning to spend an afternoon, I must counsel you against it. I recommend putting down the beer and going for a jog instead. It's better that way, I promise...though it will take you several months to agree with me.



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Sunny Afternoon

Ingredients: Sun, Afternoon, Lemonade, Wild Turkey, Front Porch

Directions: Combine ingredients and allow to settle.

Serves: you right.

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Paint, is this question of a rhetorical nature, or were you sort of testing the water, as it were?

If this is how you are planning to spend an afternoon, I must counsel you against it. I recommend putting down the beer and going for a jog instead. It's better that way, I promise...though it will take you several months to agree with me.

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Rogue, ol' pal, you're as right as rain. Trouble is, the young and impressionable Paint has been hopelessly corrupted by the twisted and undue influence of his de facto mentor, Wonderaz. During his formative years, Paint romanticized in his mind pictures of the jackass drunk and conked out on park benches, flies crawling in and around his mouth and nose, and stray dogs hiking their legs to mark their territory on his pickled carcass.

There oughtta be a law . . . . Amen.

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I'll have you know I drink with finesse and dignity you ole Walrus!!! I'm the one who is constantly bailing YOUR ass out of jail if your whiskey soaked brain can think back that far.

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
I'll have you know I drink with finesse and dignity you ole Walrus!!! I'm the one who is constantly bailing YOUR ass out of jail if your whiskey soaked brain can think back that far.

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So very sad, sad, sad. All anyone need do is read the numerous historical and factual "Old Farts" accounts written by me (the jackass' stories are obviously the rantings of a peyote-damaged brain). Therein, one will quickly deduce that you would never have posted bail for me because you are always without funds. Further, had you obtained someone else's money for that purpose, it is also clear that you, without hesitation, would have diverted said funding to the pursuit of your own sick pleasures, suck as getting drunk and passing out on a park bench.

The truth shall set you free . . . . Amen.

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Rather than a park, panhandling, do what I like to do. Get really drunk on the patio of a liquor serving establishment located on a street with a lot of pedestrian traffic. You may then harass everyone that walks by in wonderfully slurred phrases like, "Hey baaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wanna cum back t'm'place?" or "Dammmmmmm, yooo won ugly mudda fu...." The last one I think has more to it, but I always end up laid out on the ground at that point.

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
Rather than a park, panhandling, do what I like to do. Get really drunk on the patio of a liquor serving establishment located on a street with a lot of pedestrian traffic. You may then harass everyone that walks by in wonderfully slurred phrases like, "Hey baaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wanna cum back t'm'place?" or "Dammmmmmm, yooo won ugly mudda fu...." The last one I think has more to it, but I always end up laid out on the ground at that point.

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Mord, paternity testing is in order. I think it quite likely you may be one o' the jackass's long, lost sons. Amen.

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
Rather than a park, panhandling, do what I like to do. Get really drunk on the patio of a liquor serving establishment located on a street with a lot of pedestrian traffic. You may then harass everyone that walks by in wonderfully slurred phrases like, "Hey baaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wanna cum back t'm'place?" or "Dammmmmmm, yooo won ugly mudda fu...." The last one I think has more to it, but I always end up laid out on the ground at that point.

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Mord, paternity testing is in order. I think it quite