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Suffering Jew
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Registered: May 2001
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Lightbulb A grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says "You got a drink named Bob?"

Let's see your best one-liners you freakin' geniuses.

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karen
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Did you hear the one about the narcoleptic death row inmate?

oh.

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I dont get it either.

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