Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18829

How stressed out are you?

There is always a percentage of you people who are stressed out to some degree if not completely.
I have found a way for you to find out just how stressed you are.

I was pretty much on the mark with 15%.
Check it out.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

22%

I think that is a definite underestimate.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

YOUR RESULTS:


YOU: calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 63%, which is approaching the breaking point.

However, you are 46% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


33%
That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.
Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.

Q.E.D.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

Yah that's pretty fucking accurate!

I need a backrub!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

My results:

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 13%, which is is hardly anything.

However, you are 14% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


11%

That actually much less than you deserve Consider yourself lucky.

Our advice is to:

(1) get off your ass, and
(2) get a job.

You don't bitch much, but your life seems awfully plain. You must be a boring person, and possibly retarded.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6082

43%

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

I dont like the sounds of that. Shouldnt they prescribe something for me?

I want medication, damnit.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 441

25%

Work can kiss my ass.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26385

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 36%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 42% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


21%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Compared to the average person, you have it easy, yet you complain too much. Therefore, you are a pussy.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Oakland-ish
Posts: 6032

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 44%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 37% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


27%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Compared to the average person, you have it easy, yet you complain too much. Therefore, you are a pussy.

Q.E.D.


hehe i am a pussy too meow.


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"if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt and if you never get hurt you always have fun"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3010

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 60%, which is approaching the breaking point.

However, you are 32% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


40%

That's about what you deserve. So don't fight the pain.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.


Who ever wrote this test is going to get stabbed to death with a spoon by the reckster....

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings...
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 1353

YOU: calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...
According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 10%, which is is hardly anything.

However, you are 18% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:

8%

That actually much less than you deserve Consider yourself lucky.

Our advice is to:

(1) get off your ass, and
(2) get a job.

You don't bitch much, but your life seems awfully plain. You must be a boring person, and possibly retarded.

seems to be right on the mark
p.s. Paint is a pussy


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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 236

YOU: calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...
According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 40%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 8% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


37%

That's about what you deserve. So don't fight the pain.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Oakland-ish
Posts: 6032

Hey, what say we boycott these thespark.com sonsabitches until they get off their sparky little asses and write us back?

Or perhaps they have, and paint is hiding the e-mail because we all know that BROWN MONKEY has less stress than BLACK MONKEY, because he kicked his ass!

geez i am tired.

/me is going to bed with hot brown monkey.



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"if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt and if you never get hurt you always have fun"

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
Posts: 4420

63% stressed
18% full of shit
52%actual stress

1)stop what you are doing
abd 2)get drunk!

hmmmm...i think someones trying to tell me something..oh well back to work.....

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Mine said I was only 32% stressed...but then the other day it decided that I was a woman, so I'm not taking to much notice of it!

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Registered: May 2001
Location:
Posts: 61

YOUR RESULTS:


YOU: calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...
According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 48%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 23% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


37%

That's about what you deserve. So don't fight the pain.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.



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"let the whole world look in, who cares who sees anything"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2570

I knew I was stressed when the plumber was an hour late.
I will become increasingly more stressed and mostly unintelligible in the weeks to come.
Renovations.
Major.
And the thing that sucks the most is that Mord is too far away to do the paint finishes.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MadCo
Posts: 1801

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 67%, which is approaching the breaking point.

However, you are 23% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


52%

That's above average for a person of your age. So grow up.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.

Q.E.D.

Unfortunately, it neglected to take into effect the fact that I have 2 jobs and work 60+ hours a week, not one, so I think that adds a few points in there. :-/

Melesse


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Might make it so hard to live
Without you there

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3102

i'm at about the same stress level as GFY. YAY us!

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stinkycat - i love you

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
Posts: 1018

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 33%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 13% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


28%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) get off your ass, and
(2) get a job.

You don't bitch much, but your life seems awfully plain. You must be a boring person, and possibly retarded.



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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11272

quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 36%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 42% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


21%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Compared to the average person, you have it easy, yet you complain too much. Therefore, you are a pussy.

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Ouch.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4737

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 36%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 13% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


31%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

Our advice is to:

(1) get off your ass, and
(2) get a job.

You don't bitch much, but your life seems awfully plain. You must be a boring person, and possibly retarded.

Q.E.D.

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Except, I already have a job.

/rude stress test

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10157

hmmmm 44%

*goes to get a drink*

i'm full of shit! like everyone else!

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-Ernest Hemingway

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 56%, which is approaching the breaking point.

However, you are 13% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


48%

That's above average for a person of your age. So grow up.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop whatever you're doing, and
(2) get drunk.

You have it at least as bad as everyone else, yet you keep your mouth shut and do what you have to do. Therefore, you are like a God, and we salute you.

Q.E.D.
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hahaha, im gonna go get drunk now!

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