Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11272

The Ass Quiz

Congratulations! Your outstanding ass score of...


74 %

has gained you audience with my butt. Here it is: (picture of some dude's ass)

And since you're such an accomplished butt-bandito, here's a historical fact you might be interested in. [Refresh for more events!]

Until 1864, Abraham Lincoln actually had an ass for a face. He delivered the Gettysburg Address through a special tube.

So far, 2736869 many people have taken the Ass Quiz, and 1970545 have gotten to see my ass.

http://www.thespark.com/assquiz/




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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Hmmm... You scored a:

5 %

on the ass quiz, which is not enough for my full moon. Here's all the crack you deserve, frankly:

And here's my advice for you to achieve more ass in the future:
You didn't have enough confidence in your own ass. Learn to work it more!

You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
Posts: 4420

quote:

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Originally posted by Rav:
Hmmm... You scored a:

5 %

on the ass quiz, which is not enough for my full moon. Here's all the crack you deserve, frankly:

And here's my advice for you to achieve more ass in the future:
You didn't have enough confidence in your own ass. Learn to work it more!

You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.

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do you have a hairy butt too?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Hell no...mines sweet like a peach

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10157

70% ass

and i did not need to see that guys butt

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-Ernest Hemingway

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 1353

35%

is that good or bad? I can't tell. I did get to see some hairy ass partially exposed.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
Posts: 2963

62%

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26385

35%

But 51% full of shit.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada
Posts: 99

Hmmm... You scored a:

35 % on the ass quiz, which is not enough for my full moon.

And here's my advice for you to achieve more ass in the future: You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.




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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19581

88%, people should build shrines to my ass.

-m


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

66%

I was hoping a girl developed the quiz.

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fuck a duck

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
Posts: 4420

Hmmm... You scored a:


5 %


on the ass quiz, which is not enough for my full moon. Here's all the crack you deserve, frankly:And here's my advice for you to achieve more ass in the future:
You didn't have enough confidence in your own ass. Learn to work it more!

You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.

im not sure how to take this news....


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11272

hehe
I was actually wondering how *I* scored so high. weird.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

Hmmm..You scored a
29 %
on the ass quiz, which is not enough for my full moon. Here's all the crack you deserve, frankly:

And here's my advice for you to achieve more ass in the future:
You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.

Cool, I will add this to my butt-crack collection!


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