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Inky
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Talking BUMPER STICKER

It's late at night, like 4 a.m.

You are in front of a fellow Asylumite's home, looking at their car in the drive.

In your hand you hold a bumper sticker chosen especially for them. Peeling the backing off, you stick it onto their car.

Who is it for and what does it say?



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Rav
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I wouldn't do it! That kind of thing looks tacky IMHO.

On a related note how many of you do have bumper stickers? Why? What do they say?

nb. Inky if you'd like me to start a new thread about this because its detracting from your question, just tell me!

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mobile terror unit
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cool thread. hard to answer...

hell/euphorbia: homos go to hell
or something showing her bigotry

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ny4r147h073p

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I once had a bumper sticker that said:
* I'm an artist. Worse, I'm a surrealist.

*Life is sexually transmitted

*My REALITY CHECK Bounced

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aminal
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MY mind is blannk - i can't think of a damn thing to put on somones car as a bumper sticker.

Apart from maybe a 'How am I driving' sticker on fiends car

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Dingle
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i'd like to put a gay rainbow on anti-stiles yugo

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MstrG
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On the bumper of any left-leaning member:

"US Mortality Statistics: More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear accidents."

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A.D.H.D

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One for The Wraith.




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A.D.H.D

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Wink

GFY.




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Vegas
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YANKEES SUCK

Because everyone needs one that says YANKEES SUCK. That should be a law or something, your first bumpersticker must be one of anti-Yankee-ism.

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RiZZ
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if i drove witch i dont i would have to have this on the front of my car



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Rav
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Christian spirit did surprisingly little for a lady motorist from Detroit, who spotted a sticker on the bumper of a car in front which read Honk if you love Jesus. The pious woman happily obliged and tooted her horn, upon which the driver of the vehicle stormed out of his seat and smashed a dent in the bonnet of the womans car with a baseball bat.

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Bibrau
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I have a red weezer sticker that im gonna put on my car!

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Avondale
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I have two stickers that I'll put on my car someday.
One is Genitorturers, one is Luxt.



The Genitorturers one is black, has the Genitorturers logo on the side, and says "Genitorturers Sodomized My Honor Student"

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Mordecai
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Twits, it's not about what you have or want on YOUR car. I'd put a MEAN PEOPLE SUCK sticker on Inky's car.

-m


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Roshigoth
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I'd put one that says "Show us your tits!!!" on Fiend's. I know he'd appreciate it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
Twits, it's not about what you have or want on YOUR car.




quote:
Originally posted by Rav:
On a related note how many of you do have bumper stickers? Why? What do they say?




Hence the post about my sticker.



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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
Twits, it's not about what you have or want on YOUR car. I'd put a MEAN PEOPLE SUCK sticker on Inky's car.

-m



Which leaves NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW.



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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale:

Hence the post about my sticker.



Yeah? Well I had one on my old car that read, "FUCK YOU".

-m



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scatmonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Rav:
Christian spirit did surprisingly little for a lady motorist from Detroit, who spotted a sticker on the bumper of a car in front which read Honk if you love Jesus. The pious woman happily obliged and tooted her horn, upon which the driver of the vehicle stormed out of his seat and smashed a dent in the bonnet of the womans car with a baseball bat.



Wonder what would've happened if the bumper sticker read "honk if you're horney"?


*edit: hit submit too quick

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Bondo
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Not entirely related but.....

My dad drives this huge Ford pickup. Hanging from the rearview mirror is a beer cozzie that reads 'I Love Muff Diving'. The license plate frame on the truck reads 'Supermom'. I don't think dad understands why mom won't drive his truck.

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