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Talking of vaginal odor's, I bet this stunk a bit!

I recently heard a story about a friend of a friend of mine relating to why her and her boyfriend had just split up.
It would seem that between them they caught an STD. Ok it happens - prolly means one of them was playing away from home. However upon going to see a doctor about this they were informed that the disease can only be caught from dead people...and it just so happened that the boyfriend worked in a morgue. Draw your own conclusions. Needless to say that they split up pretty quickly after hearing this and I was informed the boyfriend was contacted by the police

Don't know if its true or not...I vaguely know the people in question and they have just split up and the man in question did until recently work in a morgue. Just sounds like the sort of thing that you might read on the internet

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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

...oh god, that's funny...

..oh god, I have a sick sense of humour...

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well the saying
he sucks the dead.......
springs to mind

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RAV!!!!!!! dammit i told you that in confidence!!!!!!!!!!

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I thought it was hilarious
I just hope it turns out to be true - I really don't like the guy whos apparently done it


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is it like zombie herpes or something?
the Frankin-clap?
a deceased-infection?

ooo...stop it Im gonna pee my pants....


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quote:

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Originally posted by slappy:
RAV!!!!!!! dammit i told you that in confidence!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry darling...you actually just told me not to mention any names


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quote:

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Originally posted by slappy:
RAV!!!!!!! dammit i told you that in confidence!!!!!!!!!!

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"can only be caught by dead people"? ...please. Gosh, have you ever wondered why the disease wasn't named in this story you heard?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Rav:
Sorry darling...you actually just told me not to mention any names

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GAH!!!! well i certainly put my foot in it thar didn't i!



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Originally posted by Dreamengineer:
oh schnitz Rav you is up for a kickin

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I like it when she beats me...I'm kinky like that


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quote:

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Originally posted by The Wraith:
"can only be caught by dead people"? ...please. Gosh, have you ever wondered why the disease wasn't named in this story you heard?

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I said "from dead people", not "by dead people"!
I think I was told the name of the disease - I don't remember it off the top of my head.



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quote:

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Originally posted by slappy:
[GAH!!!! well i certainly put my foot in it thar didn't i!
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Real or fake, it's funny. Deal with it.

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Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Then how did SHE get the disease?

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I dunno...I guess maybe they could have had sex afterwards or something....*shrug*


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real or no

made me chuckle

so you know this person in RL rav?

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Yeah, not real well, but I know him

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funny, but ive heard it before

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Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Then how did SHE get the disease?

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Try "font color=red" and "/font" with the brackets.



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Your one stop shopping for urban legends verification:
http://www.snopes.com/sex/juvenile/corpse.htm


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I was about to say what Inky said.

It's a funny story Rav but it's purely and urban legend.

One time at a friend of mine's college, they were in biology taking cell samples and examing them under microscopes. They were scarping the cells from inside the mouth, the inside of the cheek, and then examining them.

This one sorority girl was having trouble identifying her cell sample. So the prof came over, looked at her sample, and said "well that's not a skin cell. That's a sperm cell". The whole class laughed as she ran from the room humiliated.

Everybody has a friend that knows that girl. She goes to every college in America.

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Kinda like the girl in the biology lecture about the componets of semen:

Instructor: And there you have the main chemical components of semen, mostly complex sugars...

(girl raises hand)

Instructor: Yes?

Gilr: If that's what's in it, why does it taste so salty?
(insert class load of guffaws here)

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quote:

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Originally posted by euphorbia:
is it like zombie herpes or something?
the Frankin-clap?
a deceased-infection?

ooo...stop it Im gonna pee my pants....

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Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the ground,
Nine days old.

Amen.

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Why do I feel like I've read this thread before? hmmmm

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