Registered: Dec 2000
Location: London UK
Posts: 257

What if these companies made condoms?

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you cant stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK Condoms - No comment required.

Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.

On Digital Condoms - Plug and play!

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

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The virus of hate infects the ignorant mind

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Hah good one

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: southern island
Posts: 526

thats cute

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Not too bad...

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Where am I from? Hell, would you like to come home with me?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9826

6/10

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forever in a trance

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

American Airlines: Something special in the air.
American Express: Don't leave home without it.
Sparklets: Me and sparklets water makin friends.
Intel: Intel inside.
Brim coffee: Up to the rim with brim.
Exxon: Put a tiger in your tank.
Jif peanut butter: Choosy mothers choose jif.
Skippy: Spread the fun.
Folgers: Mount and groan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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Woof.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

"Brim coffee: Up to the rim with brim"


Mwahahahah!!

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its like getting the prize out of the cereal box

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Registered: May 2001
Location: canada
Posts: 93

talk about having a lot of time on your hands! hahaha

I can dig it tho. you are indeed clever.

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reporter: "mr. Hendrix, how do you feel about reporters covering your shows?...."

Hendrix: "....as long as they don't criticize"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18816

Microsoft: 99.995% up time
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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

[This message has been edited by SocialParasite (edited 05-31-2001).]

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