Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

Hello. I am Gordons Penis.

I haven't been touched by a female for almost 2 months.

I'm pretty jealous of all the other penis', cause they are getting more attention from female parts than me.

Please. If you feel pity on me, send your female parts, or your friends' female parts to me.

I will be your best friend.



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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2451

quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
I haven't been touched by a female for almost 2 months.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: canada
Posts: 93

you haven't touched yourself?
LIAR!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
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Originally posted by MrSherman:
I haven't been touched by a female for almost 2 months.

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Well boo-fucking-hoo...
I can barely remember what a female looks like


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Registered: Jul 2000
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Get married.
Sex on demand, baby.
My crank is sore. I might need to take a couple months off.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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Originally posted by Rav:
Well boo-fucking-hoo...
I can barely remember what a female looks like

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Female....??




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Registered: Jul 2000
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females have vaginas instead of wieners

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
Posts: 2963

Your mother must be so proud.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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just give him a good backrub a few times a day, he can hardly tell the difference...

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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Originally posted by The Wraith:
Your mother must be so proud.

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As opposed to yours, who feels sorry and ashamed for even giving birth to a walking miscarriage such as yourself.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Oh, shut up. Whiner.



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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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Originally posted by SocialParasite:
Oh, shut up. Whiner.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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If it helps, I had sex last night. It was great.

I hope that cheers you up.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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It does.

Thank you.

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